The return voyage across the Pacific was very pleasant. We had as
shipmates several very agreeable Americans, among them Governor Lowe,
the U. S. Minister at Peking, and Mr. Lothrop, a Boston man, who had
been in business in Japan and seemed to have read almost every book that
was worth reading. Governor Lowe (he had been Governor of California
before entering diplomacy, and retained the title) was one of the best
_raconteurs_ that I ever met. One day I asked him why it was that his
stories were so incomparably better than anybody else’s. His answer was
instructive. “Well, sir! I’m going to tell you. You will notice that I
never tell a story about _a man_. Nobody wants to hear anything about
that _man_. He isn’t a circumstance. No, sir, when I tell you a story I
tell it with a name and a place, and sometimes a date. If I don’t know
them I invent them. That gives the anecdote a living interest. That’s my
secret, sir, and I make you a present of it.”
He kept our small company very much alive for about three weeks, for he
had a fine dry wit of his own besides his memory. He was going back now
after having held high office to join a bank in ’Frisco. Such is America.
He and Lothrop are, alas! both gone. The sister of the latter, when he
died, sent me as a remembrance of him a book which he had loved, and
there is at this moment, ticking away in my drawing-room, a tiny clock
which he gave me when I married. The ticking of that little clock often
carries me thousands and thousands of miles away into the cloud-land of
memory.
I found Forbes at Salt Lake City, and we determined to make a shooting
excursion in the Rocky Mountains before going East. We were assured that
we should have sport to our hearts’ content and we were told of a hunter
and tracker beside whom Fenimore Cooper’s Pathfinder was a mere baby. The
intimate secrets of the lair of the grizzly were an open book to him, and
as for the lordly wapiti—well, we should see! There was no need to take
any meat with us, for game would be plentiful and our larder would be so
stocked that we should not know what to do with its contents. Encouraged
by these grand assurances we engaged waggons and teams, and set out on
our great _shikar_.
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