"There's not much to get sentimental over in that old beast," said
Jane. "He's been hanging around since yesterday evening and what's
more, I'll bet he's up to no good."
Mrs. Barraclough had her own opinion of the mysterious parson who had
addressed her in the lane but she preferred to arrive at the opinions
of others by her own method.
"I am sure it is very wrong to bet on clergymen as though they were
race horses," she replied.
"But honestly," said Flora, "I believe he is a bad hat."
"Well, well, well," Mrs. Barraclough acceded, "if he isn't he certainly
wore one--a black and white straw of a shape and pattern which I
believe you moderns call 'boaters.' There, the kettle is boiling. Run
along and leave me to myself."
After the two girls had departed Mrs. Barraclough stroked the end of
her chin with a sensitive forefinger and murmured:
"I wonder what that man is here for? It's queer--I wish I didn't
think--Oh, well!"
She leaned forward and poured herself out a cup of tea. A discreet
cough caused her to start and rise quickly.
In the centre of the room stood Mr. Alfred Bolt, looking for all the
world like the comic paper idea of a parson. A huge, black frock coat
hung in festoons over his globular form, his scarlet face was wreathed
in smiles. In his hand he carried a black and white straw hat and a
pair of black kid gloves. He placed the hat in the middle of his waist
line and bowed apologetically.
"I beg your pardon--I do indeed beg your pardon."
Mrs. Barraclough was equal to the occasion and presented a perfect
example of mid-Victorian austerity.
"May I ask, sir, why you enter my house other than by the front door?
And also what persuaded you to address me in the lane this afternoon?"
"My dear lady," protested Mr. Bolt with a world of unction. "I come
from a part of the country where formality is unknown and where a
minister--a minister of the gospel--enters into the hearts and the
homes of men and of women by the shortest possible route."
"Fiddlesticks," said Mrs. Barraclough uncompromisingly.
At which her visitor expressed himself as greatly shocked and turned
his eyes heavenward.
"I remark with sorrow," he observed, "that you are not a true believer.
Your faith is not of the simple kind."
He could hardly have chosen an unhappier argument. Mrs. Barraclough's
devotion was a byword in the parish. To be treated thus by a totally
unknown clergyman was not to be tolerated. Her doubt as to the probity
of this person fostered by Jane and Flora took definite shape. She
decided to interrogate and, if necessary, expose him without further
preamble.
"It is customary for visitors to be announced," she said. "I would be
obliged if you would tell me your name."
Mr. Bolt sighed and seated himself heavily on the sofa, his little
pig-like eyes roving round the room.
"My name, madam, is the Reverend Prometheus Bolt."
"And why have you called upon me?"
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