City and town life -- Fiction; Death -- Fiction; England -- Fiction; Short stories, English
The policeman came up, puffing a little, to the third flight, and
Stapley, taken utterly by surprise, not knowing how much had been found
out, never said a single word in defense, never resisted when he was
arrested. There wasn’t a tittle of evidence against him. It was a
woman’s instinct, only a woman’s instinct, that--hanged him? No; the
set spares its victims that. It gave Orion a hint to fling himself out
of the window. Only a woman’s instinct. If I had not taken her to that
melodrama, Bob Piety would have swung.
“The Play’s the Thing.” Now, wouldn’t that be a splendid title? If only
poor Nat had been alive!
Stapley was tried. He made a full confession. The jury, finding his
story much too fantastic, brought him in mad, and, so far as I know, he
is alive, at Broadmoor at this moment.
It came out in evidence, and on his own showing, that he had been
going queer for some time before he stabbed Murphy. He had been reading
very hard, and then, of course, those rooms got on his nerves. He
exaggerated trifles. For instance, he fixed a certain hour for his
laundress to turn up in the morning. He used to get up and wait for her
with his watch in his hand, dreading that she would be a minute late.
That morning arrival of hers became the one moment of his day. He could
think of very little else. Would she come in time to-morrow? Was it
worth his while to pay her if she wouldn’t be punctual, if she wasted
daily five minutes? Five minutes! Ten sometimes. How much did that
mount up to in a month? The woman was deliberately robbing him. He
would not stand it. One must draw the line somewhere. He used to
beseech her, bully her, raise her money, threaten to sack her. He
bribed her with old hats and trousers for her husband. If she would
only turn up to time, so that the one hour of the day--that hour of
nine--could take its place with the others, sink into comparative
insignificance like the rest!
He used to ask other fellows very earnestly--we all remembered it
afterward:
“What would you do if your laundress was always five minutes late in
the morning? I want practical advice. I don’t want to be hard on the
woman; but, then, no one likes to be imposed upon.”
Sometimes he would oversleep and she would slip in quietly with her key
and wake him by planking his boots down outside his bedroom door. On
those days he was more wretched than ever, because he had no means of
judging how late she had been.
He used to decide beforehand what dress the pretty cousin would wear
next time they met. He dared not influence her. But if she wore blue,
that meant damnation for him--this world and the next. But red was
bliss forever. He used to say to himself, “This is the very last time
I’ll play these mental pranks. To-day shall decide everything.”
And she would be on the platform waiting for his train, smiling and
radiant in a blue gown, and he would have to go over it all again.
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