Great Britain -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
As he had passed the Bower of Bloom a few days before, he saw Mossrose,
who was combing out a jet-black ringlet, and held it up, as if for
Woolsey's examination, with a peculiar grin. The tailor did not
understand the joke, but he saw now what had happened. Morgiana had sold
her hair for five guineas; she would have sold her arm had her husband
bidden her. On looking in her drawers it was found she had sold almost
all her wearing apparel; the child's clothes were all there, however.
It was because her husband talked of disposing of a gilt coral that
the child had, that she had parted with the locks which had formed her
pride.
“I'll give you twenty guineas for that hair, you infamous fat coward,”
roared the little tailor to Eglantine that evening. “Give it up, or I'll
kill you-”
“Mr. Mossrose! Mr. Mossrose!” shouted the perfumer.
“Vell, vatsh de matter, vatsh de row, fight avay, my boys; two to one
on the tailor,” said Mr. Mossrose, much enjoying the sport (for Woolsey,
striding through the shop without speaking to him, had rushed into the
studio, where he plumped upon Eglantine).
“Tell him about that hair, sir.”
“That hair! Now keep yourself quiet, Mister Timble, and don't tink for
to bully ME. You mean Mrs. Valker's 'air? Vy, she sold it me.”
“And the more blackguard you for buying it! Will you take twenty guineas
for it?”
“No,” said Mossrose.
“Twenty-five?”
“Can't,” said Mossrose.
“Hang it! will you take forty? There!”
“I vish I'd kep it,” said the Hebrew gentleman, with unfeigned regret.
“Eglantine dressed it this very night.”
“For Countess Baldenstiern, the Swedish Hambassador's lady,” says
Eglantine (his Hebrew partner was by no means a favourite with the
ladies, and only superintended the accounts of the concern). “It's this
very night at Devonshire 'Ouse, with four hostrich plumes, lappets, and
trimmings. And now, Mr. Woolsey, I'll trouble you to apologise.”
Mr. Woolsey did not answer, but walked up to Mr. Eglantine, and snapped
his fingers so close under the perfumer's nose that the latter started
back and seized the bell-rope. Mossrose burst out laughing, and the
tailor walked majestically from the shop, with both hands stuck between
the lappets of his coat.
“My dear,” said he to Morgiana a short time afterwards, “you must
not encourage that husband of yours in his extravagance, and sell the
clothes off your poor back that he may feast and act the fine gentleman
in prison.”
“It is his health, poor dear soul!” interposed Mrs. Walker: “his chest.
Every farthing of the money goes to the doctors, poor fellow!”
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