War stories, English; World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction
Unfortunately, there was a fly in the ointment--almost of bluebottle
size--in the shape of another occupant of the Hotel de Paris, who had
also taken it very badly, and at a much earlier date. The Baron von
Dressler--an officer in the German Navy, and a member of one of the
oldest Prussian families--had been staying at Monte Carlo for nearly a
month, on sick leave after a severe dose of fever. And he, likewise,
worshipped with ardour and zeal at the Honks shrine. Moreover, being
apparently a very decent fellow, and living as he did in the same hotel,
he had, as Jerry miserably reflected, a bit of a preponderance in
artillery, especially as he had opened fire more than a fortnight before
the British Navy had appeared on the scene. This, then, was the general
situation; and the particular feature of the moment, which caused an
outlook on life even more gloomy than usual in the heart of the
torpedo-lieutenant, was that the Baron von Dressler had been invited to
lunch with his adored one, while he had not.
* * * * *
"Something potent, Fritz." Lawson piloted him firmly to the bar and
addressed the presiding being respectfully. "Something potent and heady
which will make this officer's sad heart bubble once again with the joie
de vivre. He has been crossed in love."
"Don't be an ass, Ginger," said the other peevishly.
"My dear fellow, the credit of the Navy is at stake. Admitted that
you've had a bad start in the Honks stakes, nevertheless--you never
know--our Teuton may take a bad fall. And, incidentally, there they both
are, to say nothing of Honks pere et mere." He was peering through the
window. "No, you don't, my boy!" as the other made a dash for the door.
"The day is yet young. Lap it up; repeat the dose; and then in the
nonchalant style for which our name is famous we will sally forth and
have at them."
"Confound it, Ginger! they seem to be on devilish good terms. Look at
the blighter, bending towards her as if he owned her." Travers stood in
the window rubbing his hands with his handkerchief nervously.
"What d'you expect him to do? Look the other way?" The navigating
officer snorted. "You make me tired, Torps. Come along if you're ready;
and try and look jaunty and debonair."
"Heavens! old boy; I'm as nervous as an ugly girl at her first party."
They were passing into the street. "My hands are clammy and my boots are
bursting with feet."
"I don't mind about your boots; but for goodness' sake dry your hands.
No self-respecting woman would look at a man with perspiring palms."
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