War stories, English; World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction
Ten minutes later three pairs of people might have been seen strolling
up and down the Promenade. And as the arrangement of those pairs was
entirely due to the navigating lieutenant, their composition is perhaps
worthy of a paragraph. At one end, as was very right and proper, Jerry
and Miss Honks discussed men and matters--at least, I assume so--with a
zest that seemed to show his nervousness was only transient. In the
middle the stage-manager and Mrs. Honks discussed Society, with a
capital "S"--a subject of which the worthy woman knew nothing and talked
a lot. At the other end Mr. Honks poured into the unresponsive ear of an
infuriated Prussian nobleman his new scheme for cornering sausages.
Which shows what a naval officer can do when he gets down to it.
* * * * *
Now, it is certainly not my intention to recount in detail the course of
Jerry Travers's love affair during his stay on the Riviera. Sufficient
to say, it did not run smoothly. But there are one or two things which I
must relate--things which concern our three principals. They cover the
first round in the contest--the round which the German won on points.
And though they have no actual bearing on the strange happenings which
brought about the second and last round, in circumstances nothing short
of miraculous at a future date, yet for the proper understanding of the
retribution that came upon the Hun at the finish it is well that they
should be told.
They occurred that same evening, at the ball given by the British Navy
on the flagship. Few sights, I venture to think, are more imposing, and
to a certain extent more incongruous, than a battleship in gala mood.
For days beforehand, men skilled in electricity erect with painstaking
care a veritable fairyland of coloured lights, which shine softly on the
deck cleared for dancing, and discreet kala juggers prepared with equal
care by officers skilled in love. Everywhere there is peace and luxury;
the music of the band steals across the silent water; the engine of
death is at rest. Almost can one imagine the mighty turbines, the great
guns, the whole infernal paraphernalia of destruction, laughing grimly
at their master's amusements--those masters whose brains forged them and
riveted them and gave them birth; who with the pressure of a finger can
launch five tons of death at a speck ten miles away; whose lightest
caprice they are bound to obey--and yet who now cover them with flimsy
silks and fairy lights, while they dance and make love to laughing,
soft-eyed girls. And perhaps there was some such idea in the
gunnery-lieutenant's mind as he leant against the breech of a
twelve-inch gun, waiting for his particular guest. "Not yet, old man,"
he muttered thoughtfully--"not yet. To-night we play; to-morrow--who
knows?"
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