War stories, English; World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction
And if Henry had not sat on the wasp, his neck might again have been
squeezed that evening. As it was, the danger period was over by the time
he reappeared and jumped into the girl's lap. Not only had the sixth
proposal been gently turned down--but James's plans for the near future
had been settled for him in a most arbitrary manner.
"Well, old man, how's the tail?" laughed the soldier. James Henry
yawned--the subject seemed a trifle personal even amongst old friends.
"Have you heard you're coming with me to France?"
"And you must bring him to me as soon as I get over," cried the girl.
"At once, dear lady. I'll ask for special leave, and if necessary an
armistice."
"Won't you bark at the Huns, my cherub?" She laughed and got up. "Go to
your uncle--I'm going to dress."
What happened then was almost more than even the most long-suffering
terrier could stand. He was unceremoniously bundled into his uncle's
arms by his mistress, and at the same moment she bent down. A strange
noise was heard such as he had frequently noted, coming from the top of
his own head, when his mistress was in an affectionate mood--a peculiar
form of exercise he deduced, which apparently amused some people. But
the effect on the soldier was electrical. He sprang out of his chair
with a shout--"Monica--you little devil--come back," and James Henry
fell winded to the floor. But a flutter of white disappearing indoors
was the only answer....
"She's not sure, James, my son--she's not sure." The man pulled out his
cigarette case and contemplated him thoughtfully. "And how the deuce
are we to make her sure? I want it, and her father wants it, and so
does she if she only knew it. They're the devil, James Henry--they're
the devil."
But his hearer did not want philosophy; he wanted his tummy rubbed. He
lay with one eye closed, his four paws turned up limply towards the sky,
and sighed gently. Never before had the suggestion failed; enthusiastic
admirers had always taken the hint gladly, and he had graciously allowed
them the pleasure. But this time--horror upon horror--not only was there
no result, but in a dreamy, contemplative manner the soldier actually
deposited his used and still warm match carefully on the spot where
James Henry's wind had been. Naturally there was only one possible
course open to him. He rose quietly, and left. It was only when he was
thinking the matter over later that it struck him that his exit would
have been more dignified if he hadn't sat down halfway across the lawn
to scratch his right ear. It was more than likely that a completely
false construction would be put on that simple action by anyone who
didn't know he'd had words with Harriet Emily.
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