War stories, English; World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction
"'How is James behaving? I'd love to see the sweet pet again.' Sweet
pet: yes--my boy--you look it. 'Do you remember how annoyed he was when
I put him in your arms that afternoon at home?' Do you hear that,
James?--do I remember? Monica, you adorable soul...." He relapsed into
moody thought.
* * * * *
At what moment during that restless night the idea actually came I know
not. Possibly a diabolical chuckle on the part of James Henry, who was
hunting in his dreams, goaded him to desperation. But it is an undoubted
fact that when Sir Derek Temple rose the next morning he had definitely
determined to embark on the adventure which culminated in the tragedy of
the cat, the General, and James. The latter is reputed to regard the
affair as quite trifling and unworthy of the fierce glare of publicity
that beat upon it. The cat, has, or rather had, different views.
Now, be it known to those who live in England that it is one thing to
say in an airy manner, as Derek had said to Lady Monica, that he would
come and see her when she landed in France; it is another to do it. But
to a determined and unprincipled man nothing is impossible; and though
it would be the height of indiscretion for me to hint even at the
methods he used to attain his ends, it is a certain fact that in the
afternoon of the second day following the episode of the five rodents he
found himself at a certain seaport town with James Henry as the other
member of the party. And having had his hair cut, and extricated his
companion from a street brawl, he hired a motor and drove into the
country.
Now, Derek Temple's knowledge of hospitals and their ways was not
profound. He had a hazy idea that on arriving at the portals he would
send in his name, and that in due course he could consume a tete-a-tete
tea with Monica in her private boudoir. He rehearsed the scene in his
mind: the quiet, cutting reference to Highlanders who failed to
understand the official position of nurses--the certainty that this
particular one was a scoundrel: the fact that, on receiving her letter,
he had at once rushed off to protect her.
And as he got to this point the car turned into the gates of a palatial
hotel and stopped by the door. James Henry jumped through the open
window, and his master followed him up the steps.
"Is Lady Monica Travers at home; I mean--er--is she in the hospital?" He
addressed an R.A.M.C. sergeant in the entrance.
"No dawgs allowed in the 'ospital, sir." The scandalised N.C.O. glared
at James Henry, who was furiously growling at a hot-air grating in the
floor. "You must get 'im out at once, sir: we're being inspected
to-day."
"Heel, James, heel. He'll be quite all right, Sergeant. Just find out,
will you, about Lady Monica Travers?"
"Beg pardon, sir, but are you a patient?"
"Patient--of course I'm not a patient. Do I look like a patient?"
"Well, sir, there ain't no visiting allowed when the sisters is on
duty."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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