Merrie England in the Olden Time, Vol. 2Daniel, George
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Merrie England in the Olden Time, Vol. 2
Daniel, George
England -- Social life and customs
“Not at home” is when Mister mimics Captain Grand, and Madam is in her
tantrums; when our reception is freezing, and the guests are as sour
as the wine; when no part or interest is taken in our pursuits and
amusements; when frowns and discouragements darken our threshold; when
the respect that is paid us by others is coldly received, or wilfully
perverted by those whose duty it is to welcome to our hearth the
grateful tribute; and when we are compelled to fly from home in order to
be at home. “Quite at home” is quite the contrary! Then are affection,
cheerfulness, mutual confidence, and sympathy, our household gods: every
wish is anticipated, every sorrow soothed, and every pleasure shared!
Mr. Bosky, in his snug dining-parlour, entertaining a small party, was
“Quite at home!” There were present, Mr. Merripall, Deputy Doublechin,
Mr. Crambo the Werter-faced young gentleman, who looked (as the comical
coffin-maker hinted) “in prime twig to take a journey down a pump!” Mr.
Titlepage of Type Crescent; Mr. Flumgarten (who had left his “Hollyhock”
to “waste her sweetness” on Pa, ilia, and Master Guy Muff!); and Borax
Bumps, Esq. the crani-ologist.'Tis an easy thing to collect diners-out.
High-feeding; the pleasure of criticising the taste of our host;
quizzing his cuisine, and reckoning to a shade the expence of taking
“the shine” out of him when we have our revenge! never fail to attract a
numerous gathering. “Seeing company,” in the fashionable sense of the
word, is a series of attempts to eclipse those who are civil or silly
enough to entertain us. Extremes belong to man only. There are some
niggards who shut out all society; fasting themselves and making their
doors fast!
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