Merry-Garden and Other StoriesQuiller-Couch, Arthur
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Merry-Garden and Other Stories
Quiller-Couch, Arthur
Cornwall (England : County) -- Fiction; France -- Fiction; Short stories
"'It is very simple,' said the Viscount. 'Our law requires that any man
bringing alien wine into the Viscounty shall suffer its confiscation, and
pay a fine equal to its market price.'
"The merchant flung himself upon his knees.
"'My lord, my lord!' he pleaded, 'I am a poor man. I have not the money.
I brought nothing save this wine to Ambialet.'
"'The day is breaking,' said the Viscount. 'Take him to the window.'
"So to the window they led him.--And I leave you, my children, to guess if
he rubbed his eyes as they looked out upon the market-place of Ambialet,
and upon his own mules standing ready-caparisoned before the door of the
Council-house, and, beyond them, upon the tall Maypole, and the King of
Youth, with his officers, fitting their ribbons upon it in the morning
sunlight.
"'But here is witchcraft!' cried he, spreading out both hands and groping
with them, like a man in a fit. 'Two good leagues at the least have I
travelled downstream from Ambialet--'
"His speech failed.
"'And still art face to face with thy wickedness,' the Viscount concluded
for him. 'Pay us speedily, Master Tibbald, lest Our Lady work more
miracles upon thee.'
"'My lord, I have not the money!' wept Master Tibbald.
"'Thou hast good silks and merchandise, and six good mules. We will
commute thy fine for these, and even give one mule into the bargain,
but upon conditions.'
"'Nothing I gainsay, so that Our Lady lift this spell from me.'
"'The agreement was to quit Ambialet in the way thou camest. Now, 'tis
apparent thy coming here has been by two ways--by road and by water.
Take thy choice of return--shall it be by water?'
"'What! From a town that lieth three leagues downstream from itself!
Nay, monseigneur, let it be by road, that at least I may keep my few wits
remaining!'
"'By road, then, it shall be, and on muleback. But the way thou camest
was with a greedy face set towards Ambialet, and so will we send thee
back.'
"As the Viscount promised so they did, my children; strapping Master
Tibbald with his face to the mule's rump, and with a merry crowd speeding
him from the frontier."
Brother Marc Antoine lay back against his apple-tree, laughing.
Maman Vacher and the baker, seeing that the tale was done, continued to
regard Pere Philibert each with a foolish grin.
Pere Philibert took snuff slowly.
"My children," said he, tapping his box, "in this tale (which, by the way,
is historical) there surely lurks a lesson for you both. You, Pierre
Champollion, may read in it that he who, with an eye to his private
profit, only runs counter to ancient custom in such a town as our
Ambialet, may chance to knock his head upon stones. And you, Maman
Vacher--What was the price of that chanticleer of yours?"
"Indeed, reverend father, I could not have asked less than six francs.
A prize-winner, if you remember."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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