Merry-Garden and Other StoriesQuiller-Couch, Arthur
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Merry-Garden and Other Stories
Quiller-Couch, Arthur
Cornwall (England : County) -- Fiction; France -- Fiction; Short stories
They were assuredly the strangest set of females I had ever set eyes on,
and the tallest-grown: nor did it relieve my astonishment to note that
they wore bonnets and shawls, as if for a journey, and that two or three
were smoking long clay pipes. The room, in fact, was thick with
tobacco-smoke, through the reek of which my eyes travelled to a disorderly
table crowded with glasses and bottles of strong waters, in the midst of
which two tallow dips illuminated the fog; and beyond the table to the
figure of a man stooping over a couple of half-packed valises; an
enormously stout man swathed in greatcoats--a red-faced, clean-shaven man,
with small piggish eyes which twinkled at me wickedly as I picked myself
up, and he, too, stood erect to regard me.
"Press-gang be d--d!" he growled, answering the virago's call of warning.
"More likely a spree ashore. And where might _you_ come from, young
gentleman? And what might be _your_ business to-night, breakin' into a
private house?"
I cast a wild look over the bevy of forbidding females and temporised,
backing a little until my shoulder felt the door-post behind me.
"I was trying to find my way to the Blue Posts," said I.
"Then," said the stout man with obvious truth, "you ain't found it yet."
"No, sir," said I.
"And that bein' the case, you'll march out and close the door behind you.
Not,"--he went on more kindly--"that I'd be inhospitable to his Majesty's
uniform, 'specially when borne by a man of your inches; and to prove it
I'll offer you a drink before parting."
He reached out a hand towards one of the black bottles. I was about to
thank him and decline, withdrawing my eyes from a black-bonneted female
with (unless the shadow of her bonnet played me false) a stiff two-days'
beard on her massive chin, when a noise of feet moving over the boards
above, and of a scuffle, followed by loud whimpering, reminded me of
Hartnoll.
"I don't go without my mate," I answered defiantly enough.
"And what the '--' have I to do with your mate?" demanded the stout man.
"I tell you," said he, losing his temper and striding to the stairway, as
the sounds of a struggle recommenced overhead, "if your mate don't hold
the noise he's kicking up this instant, bringing trouble on respectable
folks, I'll cut his liver out and fling it arter you into the street."
He would have threatened more, though he could hardly have threatened
worse, but at this moment a door opened in the back of the room and a
bullet-head thrust itself forward, followed by a pair of shoulders naked
and magnificently shaped.
"Time to start, is it?" demanded the apparition. "Or elst what in
thunder's the meanin' o' this racket, when I was just a-gettin' of my
beauty sleep?"
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