Hollywood (Los Angeles, Calif.) -- Fiction; Motion picture industry -- Fiction
Baird, he sneeringly reflected, had kept faith with his patrons if not
with one of his actors. But how he had profaned the sunlit glories
of the great open West and its virile drama! And the spurs, as he had
promised the unsuspecting wearer, had stood out! The horror of it,
blinding, desolating!
And he had as good as stolen that money himself, taking it out to the
great open spaces to spend in a bar-room. Baird’s serious effort had
turned out to be a wild, inconsequent farrago of the most painful
nonsense.
But it was over for Merton Gill. The golden bowl was broken, the silver
cord was loosed. To-morrow he would tear up Baird’s contract and hurl
the pieces in Baird’s face. As to the Montague girl, that deceiving jade
was hopeless. Never again could he trust her.
In a whirling daze of resentment he boarded a car for the journey home.
A group seated near him still laughed about Hearts on Fire. “I thought
he’d kill me with those spurs,” declared an otherwise sanely behaving
young woman--“that hurt, embarrassed look on his face every time he’d
get up!”
He cowered in his seat. And he remembered another ordeal he must
probably face when he reached home. He hoped the Pattersons would be in
bed, and walked up and down before the gate when he saw the house
still alight. But the light stayed, and at last he nerved himself for a
possible encounter. He let himself in softly, still hoping he could gain
his room undiscovered; but Mrs. Patterson framed herself in the lighted
door of the living room and became exclamatory at sight of him.
And he who had thought to stand before these people in shame to receive
their condolences now perceived that his trial would be of another but
hardly less-distressing sort. For somehow, so dense were these good
folks, that he must seem to be not displeased with his own performance.
Amazingly they congratulated him, struggling with reminiscent laughter
as they did so.
“And you never told us you was one of them funny comedians,” chided Mrs.
Patterson. “We thought you was just a beginner, and here you got the
biggest part in the picture! Say, the way you acted when you’d pick
yourself up after them spurs threw you--I’ll wake up in the night
laughing at that.”
“And the way he kept his face so straight when them other funny ones was
cutting their capers all around him,” observed Mr. Patterson.
“Yes! wasn’t it wonderful, Jed, the way he never let on, keeping his
face as serious as if he’d been in a serious play?”
“I like to fell off my seat,” added Mr. Patterson.
“I’ll tell you something, Mr. Armytage,” began Mrs. Patterson with a
suddenly serious manner of her own, “I never been one to flatter folks
to their faces unless I felt it from the bottom of my heart--I never
been that kind; when I tell a person such-and-such about themselves they
can take it for the truth’s own truth; so you can believe me now--I saw
lots of times in that play to-night when you was even funnier than the
cross-eyed man.”
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