I was not believed but, after some talk with a pale secretary through
the shattered glass door, I was admitted. The crowd roared when they
saw this and moved in closer. The door slammed shut behind me.
“It’s been like this since nine o’clock,” said the secretary, looking
at me with frightened eyes.
“You mean after two hours the police still can’t do anything?”
“We didn’t call them right away. When we did it was too late. We’re
barricaded in here.”
The team sat about at their desks pretending to work, pretending not to
notice the noise from the corridor.
Paul, however, was not in the least disturbed. He was standing by
the window in his office looking out. Clarissa, her hat and her hair
together awry: a confusion of straw and veil and bolts of reddish hair
apparently not all her own, was making-up in a pocket mirror.
“Ravenous, wild beasts!” she hailed me. “I’ve seen _their_ likes
before.”
“Gene, good fellow! Got through the mob all right? Here, have a bit of
brandy. No? Perhaps some Scotch?”
I said it was too early for me to drink. Shakily, I sat down. Paul
laughed at the sight of us. “You both look like the end of the world
has come.”
“I’d always pictured the end as being quite orderly....” I began
stuffily but Doctor Stokharin’s loud entrance interrupted me. His
spectacles were dangling from one ear and his tie had been pulled
around from front to back quite neatly. “No authority!” he bellowed,
ignoring all of us. “The absence of a traditional patriarch, the center
of the tribe, has made them insecure. Only together do they feel warmth
in great _swarming_ hives!” His voice rose sharply and broke on the
word “hives” into a squeak. He took the proffered brandy and sat down,
his clothes still disarranged.
“My hair,” said Clarissa grimly, “may never come out right again
today.” She put the mirror back into her purse which she closed with
a loud snap. “I don’t see, Paul, why you didn’t have the foresight to
call the police in advance and demand protection.”
“I had no idea it would be like this. Believe me, Clarissa, it’s not
deliberate.” But from his excited chuckling, I could see that he was
delighted with the confusion. The triumph of the publicist’s dark art.
I wondered if he might not have had a hand in it: it was a little
reminiscent of the crowds of screaming women which in earlier decades,
goaded by publicists, had howled and, as Stokharin would say, _swarmed_
about singers and other theatrical idols.
Paul anticipated my suspicions. “Didn’t have a thing to do with it, I
swear. Doctor, your tie is hanging down your back.”
“I don’t mind,” said Stokharin disagreeably, but he did adjust his
glasses.
“I’d a feeling we’d have a few people in to see us but no idea it would
be like this.” He turned to me as the quietest, the least dangerous of
the three. “You wouldn’t believe the response to last night’s telecast
if I told you.”
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