“No use to get excited in advance.” Paul was reasonable. “Now let’s get
a statement ready for the press.”
While Paul and Cave worked over the statement, the rest of us chatted
quietly about other problems. Stokharin was just about to explain
the origin of alcoholism in terms of the new Cavite pragmatism, when
Iris said: “Look!” and pointed to the window where, bobbing against
the glass, was a bright red child’s balloon on which had been crudely
painted: “Jesus Saves.”
Stokharin chuckled when he saw it. “Very ingenious. Someone gets on the
floor beneath and tries to shake us with his miracle. Now we produce
the counter-miracle.” He slid the window open. The cold air chilled
us all. He took his glowing pipe and jabbed it into the balloon which
exploded loudly; then he shut the window beaming. “It will be that
easy,” he said. “I promise you. A little fire and: pop! they disappear
like bad dreams.”
SEVEN
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The next six months after the directors’ meeting were full of activity,
and danger. Paul was forced to hire bodyguards to protect Cave from
disciples as well as from enemies while the rest of us who were now
known publicly as Cave’s associates were obliged to protect our privacy
with unlisted telephone numbers and numerous other precautions none of
which did much good for we were continually harassed by maniacs and
interviewers.
The effect Cave had made on the world was larger than even Paul, our
one optimist, had anticipated. I believe even Cave himself was startled
by the vastness and the variety of the response.
As I recall, seldom did a day pass without some new exposé or
interpretation of this phenomenon. Bishop Winston attacked after nearly
every telecast. The Catholic Church invoked its entire repertory of
anathemas and soon it was whispered in devout Christian circles that
the anti-Christ had come at last, sent to test the faith. Yet, despite
the barrage of attacks, the majority of those who heard Cave became
his partisans and Paul, to my regret but to the delight of everyone
else, established a number of Cavite Centers in the major cities of
the United States, each provided with a trained staff of analysts who
had also undergone an intensive indoctrination in Cavesword. Stokharin
headed these clinics with great energy. At Cave’s suggestion, one
evening a week, the same evening, Cavites would gather to discuss
Cavesword, to meditate on the beauty of death, led in their discussions
and meditations by a disciple of Cave who was, in the opinion of the
directors, equal to the task of representing Cave himself and his word
before vast congregations.
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