"Make good like that," Collins approved, "and when I sell the mule you'll
go along as part of the turn, or I miss my guess. And it will be some
turn. There'll be at least two more like you, who'll have to be nervy
and know how to fall. Get busy. Try him again."
And Barney entered into the hell of education that later won his
purchaser more time than he could deliver over the best vaudeville
circuits in Canada and the United States. Day after day Barney took his
torture. Not for long did he carry the spiked saddle. Instead, bare-
back, he received the negro on his back, and was spiked and set bucking
just the same; for the spike was now attached to Sam's palm by means of
leather straps. In the end, Barney became so "touchy" about his back
that he almost began bucking if a person as much as looked at it.
Certainly, aware of the stab of pain, he started bucking, whirling, and
kicking whenever the first signal was given of some one trying to mount
him.
At the end of the fourth week, two other tumblers, white youths, being
secured, the complete, builded turn was performed for the benefit of a
slender, French-looking gentleman, with waxed moustaches. In the end he
bought Barney, without haggling, at Collins's own terms and engaged Sammy
and the other two tumblers as well. Collins staged the trick properly,
as it would be staged in the theatre, even had ready and set up all the
necessary apparatus, and himself acted as ringmaster while the
prospective purchaser looked on.
Barney, fat as butter, humorous-looking, was led into the square of cloth-
covered steel cables and cloth-covered steel uprights. The halter was
removed and he was turned loose. Immediately he became restless, the
ears were laid back, and he was a picture of viciousness.
"Remember one thing," Collins told the man who might buy. "If you buy
him, you'll be ringmaster, and you must never, never spike him. When he
comes to know that, you can always put your hands on him any time and
control him. He's good-natured at heart, and he's the gratefullest mule
I've ever seen in the business. He's just got to love you, and hate the
other three. And one warning: if he goes real bad and starts biting,
you'll have to pull out his teeth and feed him soft mashes and crushed
grain that's steamed. I'll give you the recipe for the digestive dope
you'll have to put in. Now--watch!"
Collins stopped into the ring and caressed Barney, who responded in the
best of tempers and tried affectionately to nudge and shove past on the
way out of the ropes to escape what he knew was coming.
"See," Collins exposited. "He's got confidence in me. He trusts me. He
knows I've never spiked him and that I always save him in the end. I'm
his good Samaritan, and you'll have to be the same to him if you buy
him.--Now I'll give you your spiel. Of course, you can improve on it to
suit yourself."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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