His lectures for the year 1898 at the University of Rome over, he
was a conscientious man who always gave more lectures than the law
demanded, he needed a rest, and on the 15th of July he took it.
Armed with sundry fat test-tubes and a notebook, he sallied out from
Rome to those low hot places and marshy desolations where no man
but an idiot would go for a vacation. Unlike Ross, this Grassi was
a mosquito expert besides everything else that he was. His eyes--so
red-rimmed and weak--were exceedingly sharp at spotting every
difference between the thirty-odd different kinds of mosquitoes that
he met. He went around with the fat test-tube in his hand, his ear
cocked for buzzes. The buzz dies away as the mosquito lights. She has
lit in an impossible place. Or she has lit in a disgusting place. No
matter, Battista Grassi is up behind her, pounces on her, claps his
fat test-tube over her, puts a grubby thumb over the mouth of the
test-tube, paws over his prize and pulls her apart, scrawls little
cramped pothooks in his notebook. That was Battista Grassi, up and
down and around the nastiest places in Italy all that summer.
So it was he cleared a dozen or twenty different mosquitoes of the
suspicion of the crime of malaria--he was always finding these
beasts in places where there was no malaria. He ruled out two dozen
different kinds of gray mosquitoes and brindled mosquitoes, that
he found anywhere--in saloons and bedrooms and the sacristies of
cathedrals, biting babies and nuns and drunkards. “You are innocent!”
shouted Battista Grassi at these mosquitoes. “For where you are none
of these nuns or babies or drunkards suffers from malaria!”
You will grant this was a most outlandish microbe hunting of
Grassi’s. He went around making a nuisance of himself. He insinuated
himself into the already sufficiently annoyed families of those hot
malarious towns. He snooped annoyingly into the affairs of these
annoyed families: “Is there malaria in your house?... Has there ever
been malaria in your house?... How many have never had malaria in
your house ... how many mosquito bites did your sick baby have last
week?... What kind of mosquitoes bit him?” He was utterly without a
sense of humor. And he was annoying.
“No,” the indignant head of the house might tell him, “we suffer
from malaria--but we are not bothered by mosquitoes!” Battista Grassi
would never take his word for that. He snouted into pails and old
crocks in the back yards. He peered beneath tables and behind sacred
images and under beds. He even discovered mosquitoes hiding in shoes
under those beds....
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