"Action, eh?" said old Dick. "Then I can't do better than say another
word to the engineer, for of all the ways to clear the decks this hot
water system's about the best." So saying, Dick went to screw the hose
on the valve once more, muttering and talking to himself the while, and
ever and again slapping one of his legs and bursting into a series of
chuckles.
"Lor' a mussy me," he said; "and how I argyed with Mr Roberts there
about the niggers not being clean. Why that's what put it into his
precious head. I wonder what they looks like to-day, after their
washing."
"Took the skin off, I should say, Dick," said Bob Roberts, who had heard
the old man's words.
"And sarve 'em right, sir," said the old sailor. "What did they mean to
do to us but take us right out of our skins, and end us right off at
once? And them as plays at bowls must expect rubbers."
So saying, Dick, who had finished his speech without an audience, seemed
quite forgetful of his wound, and went down to the engine-room, where
the engineer and firemen saluted him with a broad grin; to which Dick
responded with one a little broader, as he stood mopping the
perspiration from his face.
"Why, Dick, old man," said the engineer, "after this I think we can show
them gunners a trick or two. It would have puzzled them to clear the
decks like that. However came you to think of it?"
"Think of it?" said Dick. "I shouldn't never have thought of such a
game; it was young Mr Roberts, you know. But did you see 'em run?"
"Run!" said the engineer. "Running was nothing to it; you cleared the
deck like a shot."
"Shot!" said Dick scornfully; "I should like to see the shot or shell
that would do it half as well. Why, look here, my lads, your shot and
your shell kills and murders people, knocks off their legs and wings,
and precious often their heads. A shot goes bang in amongst a lot o'
folk, and there's an end of it. But here I was with the copper branch
in my fisties, and I just sprinkled 'em here and there like a shower
and--"
"Give it 'em hot," interposed one of the firemen leaning on his shovel.
"Ay, I just did," said Dick; "not as it was much hotter than it is down
here, my lads, but hot I did give it 'em, and there wasn't one who would
face it. And that brings me down to why I come here."
"Oh, we know why you come here, Dicky," said another of the firemen, who
had just been stoking a furnace, and whose face shone with perspiration.
"You said to yourself, you did, there's them poor chaps down there in
the engine-room getting half-roasted, and with their throats as dry as
brown paper; now, being a good-hearted sort of fellow as I am, I'll just
go down below and say to 'em, a nice cooling drink o' lime juice and
water with a dash o' rum in it, is what you all wants in a big tin can.
Shall I get it for you? That's what you come down here to say."
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