"Go it!" cried Peter, "it's pride! I can see through it all. Why don't
you be open with me? But, mark my words, Keziah, there's more sterling
substance in a short six, or even a height, than in all your grand
composites, as set themselves up for sparm or wax. I'm tallow, I am,
and I respect tallow. I like people not to be ashamed of their
position. We can't all be wax, nor yet sparm, so why not be content as
a good honest dip, or a mould! Why, even your twelve or fourteen has a
honesty about it that your sham, make-believe imitation wax don't
possess--things as won't stand so much as a draught of air without
flaring, and guttering down, and spattering all over your carpets. It's
pride, Keziah, and that's all about it."
"No, it ain't," said Keziah quietly.
"To throw me over like this," continued Mr Pash in injured tones, "and
after all my attentions and presents."
"Presents, indeed!" exclaimed the lady, "attentions!--very delicate
attentions. Kidneys, that you got out of the nasty fat that you buy of
the butchers."
"But I never brought one as was the least tainted," said Peter, "and you
always said there was nothing nicer for supper."
"And, pray, who always ate a good half?" retorted Keziah angrily.
"But I never should have touched 'em if they hadn't been so gloriously
cooked--such brown--such gravy! O, Keziah, don't be hard on me," sighed
Peter.
"Peter Pash!" exclaimed the lady indignantly, "you're a great goose; and
if I didn't know that you'd been sitting here three hours without
nothing stronger than small beer before you, I should say you'd been
drinking. Now, once for all, you can come if you like, or you can stay
away if you like. I'm not going even to think about getting married
till Miss May's settled, and that won't be well, never mind that. Now
go home."
"Yes, my dear," said Peter in a resigned way, and taking his hat off the
sideboard he began to brush the nap round and round very carefully.
"But you're very hard on me, Keziah."
"Didn't I tell you to go?" said the lady.
Peter Pash sighed and drew the back of his hand across his mouth, but
then his heart failed him, and he shook hands and said "good-night"--
words which seemed thrown back at him by the lady of his heart; directly
after he withdrew in accordance with the line in italics which appeared
at the bottom of his tallow-chandler's trade card--"N.B. Orders
punctually executed!" leaving Keziah Bay, cook and housekeeper to John
Richards, the old money-lender, of Walbrook, nipping her lips together,
beating one foot upon the fender, and frowning very fiercely at the
fire.
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