Historical fiction; Hungarian fiction -- Translations into English; Transylvania (Romania) -- History -- Fiction
The Szekler, mad with rage and unable to obtain any other satisfaction,
rushed down to the cellars to drink himself dead drunk, but there all
the hogsheads had already been staved in, and he waded in wine up to his
middle. Looking about him, he perceived a door leading to a second
cellar, broke it open with his axe, and was overjoyed to see by the
light of the torch he held in his hand, a whole row of fresh casks. He
immediately rushed upon the first of them, and knocking the top in, held
the torch over it to see what was flowing out. It was _gunpowder_!
Luckily for him he was drunk, otherwise he would certainly have sent the
castle and everything it contained the shortest way to heaven. "That's
not good to drink!" thought he, and broke open the second cask; in that
too there was powder, and in the third also, and he swore a terrible
oath that if the fourth held the same thing he would hurl the torch into
it holus bolus. In the fourth cask, however, there was honey, and shake
it as much as he would, he could get nothing else out of it. At last he
came upon a six-gallon cask, and, smelling the bung, inhaled a strong
odour of spirits, which made him madder than ever, and seizing it by the
spigot he raised it bodily from the ground and swallowed long draughts
of the strong corn brandy, till over he fell backwards, cask and all.
There he wallowed about in the streaming honey; struggled laboriously to
his feet again, stumbled a few steps further on, fell down into the
gunpowder; rolled backwards and forwards in it for some time, and
finally, all candied as he was, scrambled into the courtyard, and there
the honey-and-powder-bedaubed form fell prone into the heaps of
eider-down which covered the ground, and sprawled helplessly about till
he was covered with plumage from the crown of his head to the soles of
his jack-boots, and in this plight the grotesquely hideous creature
crawled up stairs on all fours in amongst his carousing companions. The
man no longer resembled any known beast of the Old or New Worlds. He was
black and white all over: white where he was not black, and black where
he was not white. Perhaps he had some distant resemblance to a polar
bear with a hide of feathers instead of hair, but his roaring was like
the roaring of a hippopotamus. It is therefore not surprising that when
the Szeklers beheld this strange monster crawling towards them on all
fours and bellowing loudly, they should take to their heels in terror,
scatter to all points of the compass, and leave the flesh-filled kettle
in the lurch. Most of them took the shortest but most dangerous way out
of the window, exclaiming--"That is Banfi's devil! Here comes Banfi's
devil!"
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