Privately, the headmaster found Psmith’s man-to-man attitude somewhat disconcerting, but he said nothing. “Well, Smith?” “I should not like it to go any further, sir.” “I will certainly respect any confidence----” “I don’t want anybody to know, sir. This is strictly between ourselves.” “I think you are sometimes apt to forget, Smith, the proper relations existing between boy and--Well, never mind that for the present. We can return to it later. For the moment, let me hear what you wish to say. I shall, of course, tell nobody, if you do not wish it.” “Well, it was like this, sir,” said Psmith. “Jackson happened to tell me that you and Mr. Downing seemed to think he had painted Mr. Downing’s dog, and there seemed some danger of his being expelled, so I thought it wouldn’t be an unsound scheme if I were to go and say I had done it. That was the whole thing. Of course, Dunster writing created a certain amount of confusion.” There was a pause. “It was a very wrong thing to do, Smith,” said the headmaster, at last, “but.... You are a curious boy, Smith. Good-night.” He held out his hand. “Good-night, sir,” said Psmith. “Not a bad old sort,” said Psmith meditatively to himself, as he walked downstairs. “By no means a bad old sort. I must drop in from time to time and cultivate him.” * * * * * Mike and Adair were waiting for him outside the front door. “Well?” said Mike. “You _are_ the limit,” said Adair. “What’s he done?” “Nothing. We had a very pleasant chat, and then I tore myself away.” “Do you mean to say he’s not going to do a thing?” “Not a thing.” “Well, you’re a marvel,” said Adair. Psmith thanked him courteously. They walked on towards the houses. “By the way, Adair,” said Mike, as the latter started to turn in at Downing’s, “I’ll write to Strachan to-night about that match.” “What’s that?” asked Psmith. “Jackson’s going to try and get Wrykyn to give us a game,” said Adair. “They’ve got a vacant date. I hope the dickens they’ll do it.” “Oh, I should think they’re certain to,” said Mike. “Good-night.” “And give Comrade Downing, when you see him,” said Psmith, “my very best love. It is men like him who make this Merrie England of ours what it is.” * * * * * “I say, Psmith,” said Mike suddenly, “what really made you tell Downing you’d done it?” “The craving for----” “Oh, chuck it. You aren’t talking to the Old Man now. I believe it was simply to get me out of a jolly tight corner.” Psmith’s expression was one of pain. “My dear Comrade Jackson,” said he, “you wrong me. You make me writhe. I’m surprised at you. I never thought to hear those words from Michael Jackson.” “Well, I believe you did, all the same,” said Mike obstinately. “And it was jolly good of you, too.” Psmith moaned. CHAPTER LIX SEDLEIGH _v_. WRYKYN