Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"Loomis, Charles Battell
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Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"
Loomis, Charles Battell
Country life -- Fiction; Household employees -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Married people -- Fiction; New England -- Fiction
“No, we’re going to get a team to take us up. We only took this
because we would have missed the train if we had walked.”
“Don’t do any such thing,” said Cherry. “It will be perfectly
delicious to ride up in a cart, and in that lovely new-mown hay.
Mmh, how sweet it smells.”
“No evening clothes for me,” thought I, and I was right. Cherry
had come up to have a good time and to forget that such a place
as New York and its exactions ever existed, and when she had
settled herself in the hay with her traps all about her and her
trunk for her to lean her back against, we started out for the
return trip, while Ethel told her of our good luck with the
piano.
I will confess that the inhabitants of Egerton eyed us
curiously, for Ethel did not look like a carter, and Cherry was
very modish, and I was not in the costume of a teamster. And we
had to stop at the grocery store to get lemons and things.
Altogether these were not pleasant moments, and I was glad when
we turned our backs on Egerton and began the ascent of the
hills.
“Th’ ould scut” was a good walker and he went up the hills as if
he smelt his dinner ahead of him.
“Think of it,” said Ethel. “The harness hasn’t broken yet!”
“How perfectly delicious to think of it,” said Cherry. “It
really looks as if each moment would be its next. How was he
ever ingenious enough to tie it all together in that fascinating
way? He _must_ be a character. I do wish the horse would stop.
So you could start him again.”
“No, you mustn’t wish that, for my profanity is really wicked,
while Pat’s is as natural to him as leaves are to trees. It’s
part of his growth. I’ll tell you what we’ll do. We’ll go down
and hear him swear after dinner.”
We had come to a level place about a quarter of a mile in
extent. The view of the town from which we had left was well
worth looking at, and I was just on the point of stopping the
horse that we might see the little city perched on the side of a
hill and surrounded by green farms and wide expanses of
woodland, when “th’ ould scut” stopped of its own accord, began
to tremble violently and then broke into a gallop. So quickly
did he start that we were all pitched out. By great good fortune
not one of us was seriously hurt, although Ethel scraped her
wrist, and Cherry bumped her head. I escaped unscathed, and
telling the others to follow I started after the horse.
I soon gave up the chase, however, and sitting down on a bank I
waited for the others.
“What shall we do? Go back and get a team, or walk. It’s a mile
or more,” said I, when they came up.
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