Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"Loomis, Charles Battell
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Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"
Loomis, Charles Battell
Country life -- Fiction; Household employees -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Married people -- Fiction; New England -- Fiction
I started in at a field that they had not intended to attack
until after lunch, but Windham said it would make no difference.
Ethel and Cherry raked as if they were sweeping, and I am not
sure that their money value could have been represented by any
undue use of figures. I vaulted the fence and began my fell
work, taking care to keep close to the edge and demolishing
every last blade of grass. I also found that my method of attack
spared a little mouthful of grass at each stroke, and when I had
gone down the length of the field and had stuck the point of the
scythe in the earth twice, and had cut the end off of a stone,
and had lunged into the fence, I determined to rest a minute and
try to recall the proper way in which to hold the scythe.
The way back was easier, as I was now one remove from the fence.
I poised the scythe in such a manner that I reaped what I had
before spared, but found, upon looking back over the path by
which I had come, that I had spared a few inches in each swathe.
I seemed to be unable to make a long, clean sweep. And my back
felt like breaking and I was sweating in a manner unbecoming a
gentleman.
That, however, did not worry me at all, as I reflected that on
my father’s side I was the first gentleman that had appeared in
America for nine generations—all the rest had been of the bone
and sinew of the nation.
When people talk about pride of ancestry in my hearing, and
their pride of ancestry is based on the fact that they have had
fine blood in their veins for generations, I inflate my chest
and tell them about my maternal ancestors, the Durbans. Not a
man did a stroke of work for eight generations, and they lived
in cities and looked down on country folk in a manner that was
as aristocratic as could be. When my mother married my father,
who had been born and bred a country boy, all the Durbans held
up their hands in holy horror and said that my mother would
never draw a happy breath again.
Yet she went on drawing one happy breath after another, until
she died, and my father knew his first unhappiness when she
departed.
But when I meet people who laugh at lineage and genealogy, I do
not speak of the Durbans at all. I say, “Yes, pride of lineage
is foolish. The Vernons have been plain country folk ever since
they came over in 1639, and not one of them was ever celebrated
for anything—not even for his wickedness. They’ve just been
Yankee countrymen, and so, of course, pride of ancestry is a
foolish thing.”
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