Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"Loomis, Charles Battell
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Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"
Loomis, Charles Battell
Country life -- Fiction; Household employees -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Married people -- Fiction; New England -- Fiction
“Mercy, I should think he had one ready made. Ellery Sibthorp.
It’s as valuable as Rudyard Kipling.”
“Wait till you see him,” said I. “He’s poor as a church mouse
and as clean as a whistle, and as good as gold.”
“Oh, I’m simply _dying_ to see him. When does he come? And how
will you get him up?”
“Egerton livery, this time. And he’s coming Monday. So you see,
if you were to go to-morrow, you wouldn’t see him.”
“Tell me something about him. Of course I’ll stay. How old is
he? Is he married?”
“Oh, no. I guess he’s about twenty-eight, and he’s one of the
great unrecognized. Good, but different, so he’s got to wait.”
“Hasn’t he had anything accepted?”
“Oh, a few things, but not enough to make him hopeless of
success.”
“Oh, is he _that_ type?”
“A little. If he finally takes the world by storm, he won’t be
among those who are surprised.”
“And what do _you_ think of him?”
“I? Oh, I think he’s young and can afford to wait, but I guess
he’s one of the real ones. It won’t do him any harm to wait.”
“That always sounds so merciless,” said Ethel. She and Cherry
were sitting on a settee under a maple. She turned to her
friend. “Half the time he lives on next to nothing, and yet
Philip says that it will do him no harm to wait. He may starve
before the world finds him out.”
“Even if he does, he’ll be the happier in the world to come,”
said I. “But don’t look for a sad-eyed, posing, long-haired,
hollow-cheeked poet. Sibthorp sticks to prose, and he has a
sense of humour that keeps him sane and satisfied and hopeful. I
really think that if he were to be tremendously successful now
that life would lose something of its savour. He feels in a
vague way that he belongs to the line of those who have had to
toil and wait before recognition came, and the thought is not
distasteful.”
“Will he read to us, or will he be like you, and never read
anything of his own?”
“Oh, he’ll read, if you press him—”
Just then we heard moans that we had supposed were never to be
heard again, and Minerva came running out of the house.
“Oh, Mist. Vernon, Miss Pussy has fell down the well.”
“Not really?” said Ethel, jumping up from the settee. “Oh,
Philip, you must get her out at once. We never can drink the
water again.”
“Are you sure she’s there, Minerva?”
“’Deed I am. I had the top off to fix that chain that got
unhooked agin, an’ she must have jumped up awn the edge and then
fell in. She’ll be drowned, sure.”
“Where’s James?” said I, hurrying through the house.
“He’s gone home.”
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