Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"Loomis, Charles Battell
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Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"
Loomis, Charles Battell
Country life -- Fiction; Household employees -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Married people -- Fiction; New England -- Fiction
I led him out of the room, and by the time he had explained how
he had not seen any hack, and had come up by a short-cut that a
farmer told him about, he was feeling more in command of
himself. It is really a tax on a man’s self possession to be
shown through the kitchen and brought face to face with a
strange and exceedingly pretty young woman, and I would not care
to have anyone think that Sibthorp was one of those hopelessly
diffident fellows, whose every contact with their fellow beings
is agony.
When he came back to the table he went over and shook hands with
Ethel, and sat down in his seat quite himself.
He was a good-looking fellow, reminding one a little of the
pictures of Robert Schumann. His eyes were deep-set and his lips
full, and if he had been born twenty years earlier his hair
would have been long. The spirit of the times is against
excessive hair.
The cow boy had it and stuck to it and—the cow boy is going.
Whether artists and literary men pondered on the fate of the cow
boy, and in order to save themselves, cut their hair, or not, I
am not prepared to say, but it is a fact that if all the hair
that is _not_ in these United States were to be placed end to
end it would encircle the earth time and time again—which
beautiful thought I dedicate to the statisticians.
“What bracing air you have up here,” said Sibthorp. “Why, I came
up the hills like a streak, and I was getting so that a short
walk in the city tired me. Isn’t it a great place?”
“You’re inoculated soon,” said Cherry. “There’s something in the
spirit of this place that makes people stay on and on. I was
only invited for a week, and now they can’t get me to go. It’ll
be the same with you.”
“Ellery,” said I, “the motto of this place is going to be ‘All
hope (of getting away) abandon ye who enter here.’ You see,
Ethel and I were getting mortally tired of our honeymoon, which
had lasted four years, and so we began to invite people up here
to relieve our _ennui_.”
“Aren’t you ashamed of yourself, to say that?” said Cherry; but
Ethel only laughed.
“It’s a fact. At first Minerva (she’s the lady that ushered you
in) contributed daily to our amusement and excitement, but now
she’s getting to be semi-occasional, and so we’re thinking of
our friends who don’t hate the country, and you may be in quite
a congested community before you have a chance to go. You play
tennis, don’t you?”
“I used to when I was a boy.”
“Oh, don’t say that. We’re all boys and girls up here. We expect
to set up a court to-morrow and there’ll be four of us to play.”
“Have you written much lately?” asked Ethel.
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