Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"Loomis, Charles Battell
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Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"
Loomis, Charles Battell
Country life -- Fiction; Household employees -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Married people -- Fiction; New England -- Fiction
“It would be great to have them all here, because they are so
congenial, but unless you and I gave up our room and slept in
hammocks—”
“Why couldn’t you and Ellery sleep in hammocks and then I could
let Madge share my room with me and give the Benedicts the spare
room?”
“And what would become of Tom?”
“Oh, that’s so,” said Ethel. “I’m afraid we can’t do it.”
“They’s a sofa in the woodshed,” said Minerva, who had been
dusting the sitting room and always interested in household
problems, had stopped at the open window outside of which we
were sitting.
“So there is. Good for you, Minerva,” said I, in spite of a
warning look from Ethel, who says that at times I am too
colloquial with Minerva.
Ethel and I went around to the woodshed to look at it. It was
across two rafters, but with help from James, who was busy in
the vicinity, I got it down.
“So I’m to write and tell them all to come? Isn’t this going to
be a good deal of a drain on your pocketbook, Philip?”
“We can’t do worse than go home broke and then I’ll begin
again.”
“‘Easy come, easy go,’” quoted Ethel, with a half sigh.
“Don’t you want ’em to come? Will it be too hard on you?”
“No, no, we’ll make them understand it’s a picnic, but you will
have to hustle in the fall.”
“Well, hustling never killed anybody, and we’ll have a summer to
remember. It’s a lucky thing that James is so handy. He can help
in the kitchen.”
And so the sofa was brought into the house and dusted, and the
Wardens were implored to come up and told to take the same train
that the Benedicts were coming on, and the haying season being
practically over, we were able to engage Bert’s double team and
his three-seated wagon, and Friday afternoon we all went down to
meet them.
No, not all. We left Minerva behind. She and James had to
prepare a dinner for eight.
There was no accident on the way down, and we arrived at the
station several minutes before the arrival of the train.
At last we heard the whistle below the bridge and then it
steamed in and we took up our station around the parlour car and
prepared to greet our guests.
But the only one to get off was a well-setup young fellow in
irreproachable apparel, and he did not belong to _us_.
“Why, of course, they never would have taken a parlour car. The
Benedicts might, but the Wardens wouldn’t,” said Ethel, and we
looked down the platform to see whether they had alighted. But
they had not. Our guests had not come.
“Isn’t it too provoking,” said Cherry, sympathetically to Ethel.
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