Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"Loomis, Charles Battell
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Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"
Loomis, Charles Battell
Country life -- Fiction; Household employees -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Married people -- Fiction; New England -- Fiction
We heard the tramp of the other three, and I would have run down
on account of the stranger within my gates, but Ellery asked me
to tie his cravat, and I made a botchy tie of it, and finally
Ethel called up from the dining room. “We’re all waiting, dear.”
Then we both went down in our evening clothes, and entered the
dining room. Around it stood the ladies and the three men, and
when we saw them and they saw us a happy shout arose. The men
were not in evening dress.
They _had_ seen me when they first came down, and, as Tom
explained afterward, Hepburn, seeing that I was not in evening
clothes, had suggested that they all change back, which Tom was
very glad to do, “as he hated the durned things.”
So there they stood in sacks and cutaway and we were the only
ones in evening dress.
“Well, I won’t change back again,” said I, “but after this let’s
give our city clothes a rest and just be comfortable.”
“But I contend,” said Benedict, “that evening clothes _are_ just
as comfortable.”
“Yes,” said Tom, “but it’s harder to get into ’em, and if we go
out walking after dinner it’s ridiculous to be dressed so
stiffly in a wild flower country.”
It was a jolly dinner and no one did more to make it jolly than
Tom. His humour is elemental, but it is genuine, and his
appreciation of it is also genuine and his tremendous
reverberating laugh is infectious.
Many times during the progress of the meal I found Hepburn’s
placid eyes resting on Cherry.
“Two of them,” thought I, and after dinner Ethel and I compared
notes and we agreed that Cherry could have her choice.
Perhaps we jumped to conclusions, but to see Cherry was to love
her, and Ethel told me that she was glad that Cherry was only a
little girl when I first met her or “you might have been Mr.
Paxton.”
“Phil, do you know who it would do good to have up here?” said
Tom, after a burst of enthusiasm concerning the country. “Jack
Manton. Jack Manton and Billy Edson. They’re both stone broke
and they’re getting their country by taking walks out of New
York, and this scenery would just about kill ’em both dead. Why
don’t you ask ’em up?”
A roar followed this question.
“Let ’em sleep in the chimney,” I suggested, at which innocent
remark Minerva, who was waiting on table, gave a suppressed
giggle that set Cherry off and she was followed first by Ellery
and then—of all the people in the world, by Mr. Hepburn.
Probably Minerva’s act itself was so unheard of that it struck
him as being humourous. A maid laughing at table.
But it was a lucky thing that Minerva was in the room. That is
lucky for Jack and Billy.
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