Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"Loomis, Charles Battell
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Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"
Loomis, Charles Battell
Country life -- Fiction; Household employees -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Married people -- Fiction; New England -- Fiction
“What’ll I do if anything happens, Mr. Casey?”
“Sit on his head and holler fer help.”
“Oh, of course,” said Ethel. “I read that in a book.”
Minerva went off in an ecstacy of laughter.
“What are you laughing at, Minerva?” asked Ethel.
“I was wonderin’ how you’d get up to his head.”
“Why, Mr. Casey means if he falls down. Don’t you, Mr. Casey?”
“’Deed an’ I do. But he won’t fall down. He’s strarng as a horse
an’ gentle as a—as a litter of kittens. He knows it’s a leddy
behind him, an’ he’ll have plisant thoughts of you arl the way
down. But don’t use the whip. After bleedin’ he’s a bit
skitterful.”
We had had the horse several times at a pinch and Ethel knew
that he always cautioned against use of the whip, although
th’ould scut’s hide was as tough as that famous one “found in
the pit where the tanner died.”
“You take the reins, Minerva,” said Ethel.
Minerva took them and pulled them up so tight that she almost
yanked the horse into the wagon.
“Oh, he’ll never stumble. A loose rein an’ a kind worrd an’ th’
whip in the socket an’ll he go like the breezes of Ballinasloe.
Good bye an’ God bless you.”
And so they started and the horse went along in a leisurely
manner as was his wont. Once he strayed off to the roadside to
crop the verdant mead and as Minerva pulled on the wrong rein
she nearly upset the wagon. But she was quick to learn, and
before they had gone a mile Ethel said she drove as if she had
been doing it all day.
They found that the horse had the pleasing habit of picking up
apples that lay in the road—for their way ran by several apple
trees, and there were windfalls in plenty. As he was not
checked, every time this happened Ethel felt as if they were
going to be pitched out head foremost, but they made their first
mile in safety and then the horse, reaching a level stretch “got
a gait on him” and trotted along in good shape for nearly half a
mile.
When they came to the place called “long hill” Ethel got out so
that the horse would have less difficulty in making the descent.
Minerva, innocent as a child as to the proper thing to do, did
not tighten the check rein nor did she take in the slack in the
reins, but resting her hands idly in her lap chirruped to the
horse as she had heard James do, and he began the “perilous
descent.”
Half way down he saw a bit of hay in the road, and being of a
mind to eat it, he lowered his head at the very moment that he
stepped on a loose stone, and the next minute Minerva was over
the dashboard, and the horse and she lay in the road together.
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