Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"Loomis, Charles Battell
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Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"
Loomis, Charles Battell
Country life -- Fiction; Household employees -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Married people -- Fiction; New England -- Fiction
One of the last arrivals was a man who had walked many miles to
visit her on her birthday. He drew after him a toy express
wagon.
He was patriarchal in appearance, with a long white beard and
eyes more shrewd than kindly, and yet it was a kindly spirit
that had drawn him ten miles out of his accustomed itinerary
that he might pay his respects to the woman who had never bought
a single one of his wares, but who had always given him a
pleasant salutation and had more than once invited him to come
in and partake of berries and milk, or, if it was wintertime, to
have a cup of coffee and fortify himself against the elements.
It was Isidor Pohalski, an old man about thirty years Mrs.
Hartlett’s junior, a peddler by occupation, who in summer drew
his wares around the country on a little express wagon and in
winter drew them on a boy’s sled. (So they told me.)
He had brought a present too, a bertha of Belgian lace, and when
I saw him and Father Hogan and Rev. Mr. Hughson and the bank
president and the artists so near together it gave me a kind of
lion and lamb feeling that smacked of the millennium.
“Do you mean it for me?” asked Mrs. Hartlett, recognising the
beautiful lace.
Isidor nodded, saying nothing. His English was for but one at a
time. In a crowd he was reduced to signs.
“Much thanks. Much thanks,” said Mrs. Hartlett, quaintly, being
one of those who talk to a foreigner with special idioms. She
held out her hand and shook his and said,
“You stay for lemonade? Yes?”
The Hebrew nodded and smiled and stayed.
There was one surprise connected with the very informal
exercises of the afternoon and that was the gift by Mrs. Hughson
on behalf of the people generally of a rouleau made up of one
hundred gold dollars.
“May your pathway to heaven be paved wid ’em,” said the
irrepressible Pat, stepping up and shaking hands with her.
“Thank you, sir,” said she, and Pat walked off with his head in
the air and brimming over with good feeling—and suppressed
oaths.
“Won’t you sing your song, Mrs. Hartlett?” asked Cherry.
“I’m afraid I’m not in very good voice to-day,” said the old
lady with an exaggerated simper and then she hastened to say,
“That’s what people used to say when I was a girl. There was
much more singing then than there is now, but it was always
considered right to apologise for one’s voice.”
She cleared her throat and then she turned to the doctor, who
sat near her, and said, “I wanted to dance, to-day, but Dr.
Ludlow says that at my age the less I dance the better for my
health—and I dare say he is right.”
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