Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"Loomis, Charles Battell
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Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"
Loomis, Charles Battell
Country life -- Fiction; Household employees -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Married people -- Fiction; New England -- Fiction
“Ma-ah ol’ missus said to me
(Gwan to git a-home bime by)
“Whe-en she died she’d set me free
(Gwan to git a-home bime by)
Oh dat watermiyun
(Lamb er goodness you must die)
I’se gwan fer to jine de cont’aban’ chillun
(Gwan ter git a-home bime by).
“Whe-en she died she died so po’
(Gwan ter git a-home bime by).
She lef’ me wuss’n I was befo’
(Gwan ter git a-home bime by).”
They had started the chorus of the second verse, throwing
themselves into it with all the abandon of bobolinks—black
bobolinks—when we came to a turn in the road and heard a clatter
of hoofs and a smart turn-out belonging to summer people from
Egerton drove by.
I recognized in the ladies who were leaning languidly back on
the cushioned seats two New Yorkers whom we met at a tea last
winter and who seemed to take an interest in Ethel, so much so
that I told her at the time that if she had had any social
ambitions I was sure that here were stepping stones.
But I am quite sure that the stepping stones marveled greatly at
the spectacle and the sounds we presented. Driving a chorus out.
We looked back after we had passed and found that they were rude
enough to be looking at us.
“Do you care, Ethel?”
“Well, I wish they had been some one else. It must have looked
silly.”
“Not at all. It looks perfectly business-like. Or it will look
so later. When Mrs. Guernsea and her daughter see the
announcements of the concert they will realize that we were
doing a little preliminary advertising to whet the appetites of
the populace. They will come to the concert. Mark my words.”
As we were now within sight of the houses of the village, I told
James that I guessed we’d better postpone further melody until
our return, as we might be taken for a circus, rather than a
concert, and the rest of the way was made in silence.
While Ethel was buying clothes for Minerva, I, by the advice of
James, sought out Deacon Fotherby of the Second Congregational
Church.
He presided over the destinies of a shoestore, and when I went
in he was trying to force a number eight shoe on a number nine
foot of a Cinderella of uncertain age, whose face was red—from
his exertions.
I waited patiently about until the good deacon got a larger
shoe, called it a number seven (may the recording angel pardon
him) and slipped it on the foot of Cinderella, who departed
simpering.
He came up to me in a business-like way.
“Is this Deacon Fotherby?”
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