Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"Loomis, Charles Battell
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Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"
Loomis, Charles Battell
Country life -- Fiction; Household employees -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Married people -- Fiction; New England -- Fiction
“Minerva and James, these are Mrs. Guernsea and her daughter,
Miss Guernsea, and they wish you to sing some of your songs.”
Both Mrs. Guernsea and the daughter smiled very seriously, and I
helped them to alight from the carriage.
They took their stand on the green sward, and as I would not
have felt comfortable to remain seated with them standing, I
left my seat, and so Ethel was the only one who had a seat at
the concert.
After a little self conscious giggling on Minerva’s part, a
giggling that James reprimanded with native dignity, the pair
began “Steal Away.”
[Illustration: “Steal away.”]
The richly caparisoned horses, to employ a term that has been
faithful to writers these many years, the beautiful Victoria,
handsomely japanned, the earnest songsters leaning back on the
cushions and singing the plaintive song, while the fashionable
Guernseas stood and drank it all in, formed a picture as unusual
as it was pleasing—to me.
Midway in the second verse, even as the Guernseas had surprised
us the day before, so to-day the pastor of the Second
Congregational Church surprised us to-day by driving past in his
buggy, accompanied by his wife.
I think he had meant to stop, but when he saw what was going on,
he simply opened his mouth; his good wife opened her mouth, and
I think the horse opened its mouth, and they drove by.
They had seen the simple life being lived by six persons.
James and Minerva were ready for an encore, but it did not occur
to either Mrs. Guernsea or her daughter to applaud. They
contented themselves by saying it was very charming.
But I felt that the labourers were worthy of their hire, and
still thinking of the simple life and equality, I said to Mrs.
Guernsea, in the most matter of course way:
“I wonder if you wouldn’t let James take Minerva out for a short
drive in return for their singing? James is an expert driver.”
Mrs. Guernsea was not at all hard, and besides, I believe that
she was in a way hypnotised; so with scarce a moment’s
hesitation she said:
“Why, certainly. You won’t be gone long, I suppose?”
“Oh, no ma’am. We’ll just drive around the square.”
The “square” was a stretch of country road some two miles in
length.
James unhitched the horses and mounted the driver’s seat, but
Minerva sprawled luxuriously in the seat in which she had sung.
James tightened the reins and the horses started off at what is
called a spanking pace by those who know.
What happened thereafter was told me in part by James, and I
will give the substance of it.
It seems that he had not gone very far when he met John, the
driver.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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