Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"Loomis, Charles Battell
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Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"
Loomis, Charles Battell
Country life -- Fiction; Household employees -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Married people -- Fiction; New England -- Fiction
Naturally enough, when John saw his mistress’s horses coming
toward him at a pace considerably above that indulged in by
himself (when he was driving for her), he was at first
dumbfounded and then angered. To him what had occurred was as
plain as the nose on his face. Mrs. Guernsea had been asked into
the house by us, and this impudent scamp had seized the
opportunity to take his girl out for a ride.
“Here, stop. Get out of that!” he yelled.
James replied by some piece of impertinence that served to
increase the coachman’s anger, and picking up a stone he let
drive at James, but hit the flank of the nigh horse instead. He,
feeling the unwonted sting, plunged forward, communicated his
fear to his mate, and the two horses began to run away.
We at the house heard Minerva’s familiar screams, but I set it
down to a new animal that had come to her ken, as I knew that
James was a capable driver.
As for Mrs. Guernsea, she was telling us something about the
evening that the English primate took dinner at her house on
Madison Avenue, and she did not notice Minerva’s cries.
James had been familiar with horses from his boyhood, and he
would have brought the pair under his control before long, but
John was a man of action, and when he saw the horses start on a
mad run, and also saw a boy (Bert, in fact,) riding horseback,
he yelled to him: “Lend me that horse, boy. My team is being
stolen.”
Bert, having just passed the run-a-way, jumped quickly from his
mount and John took his place and turning the horse, dashed
after James.
The run-a-ways, hearing the clatter of hoofs behind them, ran
the harder and Minerva’s screams steadily increased in pitch and
volume.
At the first turn James guided the horses to the left and
calculated that before the two miles were made they would be
winded, for their gait was tremendous.
As John made the turn, crying “Stop thief” at the top of his
lungs, he passed the minister who had just passed us and who was
going back to our house—for as it turned out, he wished to see
me.
He heard the hue and cry, and bidding his wife get out of the
carriage and wait for him, he whipped up and started in pursuit.
And Bert, deprived of his horse, but unwilling to be deprived of
so much excitement cut across lots, that he might see the race
on its last quarter. This much I afterward learned from him.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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