Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"Loomis, Charles Battell
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Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"
Loomis, Charles Battell
Country life -- Fiction; Household employees -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Married people -- Fiction; New England -- Fiction
But I not only write stories; I also at times read stories, and
I have been known to recite—not in an impassioned way but merely
foolishly. The previous winter had been a hard one in more ways
than one for both Ethel and myself, but toward the close of it
the winning of a prize in a story competition had given me
enough money to enable me to knock off work for all summer, and
it had seemed wise to take advantage of such a chance to rest
and lie fallow.
I did not mention my occupation at the start because I was
afraid that readers would say, “Oh, dear, this is a story by a
literary man, and nothing will happen in it.” You see now-a-days
when men in all walks of life write of what they have done, and
make books of their writings, the people who read books have
gotten to the point when they look with suspicion on a story
that is written by a mere professional writer. They say, “Oh, he
has done nothing but write. Let us read the book of the man who
has first done and has then written.”
But you who have read thus far may feel in a way friendly to
Minerva, and the rest, and so I take you into my confidence and
make the pun to you that won for me a rebuke from Ethel. Letters
spell livelihood for me.
The Congregational Minister, Egbert Hughson, and his wife
returned to us in a few minutes and after the moving accident
had been discussed for a certain length of time, he came to the
matter that had brought him up.
He was a smooth shaven alert, Western man of about thirty, I
should say, and I marked him out as a type of the modern
muscular Christian, and this guess proved to have been correct.
He was an Iowan who had come East to study, had graduated from
Williams and after a year in a small Iowa church had been called
to Egerton through the good offices of a former class-mate.
I hope I may not be accused of egotism if I set down plainly
what Mr. Hughson said. The denouement is not what an egotist
would roll under his tongue. During the narration of the episode
let me treat Philip Vernon quite as if he did not press the keys
with which I am writing this.
“Mr. Vernon, I did not know until Deacon Fotherby told me, that
we had so distinguished a man amongst us. I have read your
sketches in the _Antarctic Monthly_ with a great deal of
pleasure, and although you use a pen name, still I happened to
know that you were the author. I also understand that you
sometimes recite.”
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