Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"Loomis, Charles Battell
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Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"
Loomis, Charles Battell
Country life -- Fiction; Household employees -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Married people -- Fiction; New England -- Fiction
“These voices tell me that the arts have found in these United
States a soil in which they may flourish undisturbed. The blood
of the Italians who have come to this country, mixed with the
blood of the Poles and cooled by the blood of those of the North
lands, tempered still more by the sturdy common sense of the
Britons, made buoyant by the wit of the French and made strong
and powerful by the blood of the three century old Americans
will result in a type of man that shall cause our houses to
become beautiful; that shall save our forests from destruction,
that shall decorate and color and cause to blossom and run to
ripe fruitage all that makes life cultivated, pure, serene and
lovable.
“Ladies and gentlemen, let us thank God that we are Americans;
that we have been allowed to live to see this day. There are
strifes and rumours of strifes in our land but everything tends
to betterment, and I firmly believe that at the last we shall be
found to be the chosen people of the Lord of All Things by whom
all things were made.”
(Cheers, and thunders of applause, in which I am free to say
that Ethel and myself joined heartily.)
In fact, although the speech was over flowery, it had in it a
good deal that any fair-minded man could say amen to and
delivered under the influence of the deep baritone of a natural
orator it was stimulating.
And then some one, with no sense of the fitness of things, rose
and called on all to sing “Nearer, My God, to Thee.”
The millennium is not as close as all that. We still have the
question of the rights of labour and the wrongs of capital with
us, and a better hymn might have been selected.
“Onward, Christian Soldiers,” would have been more in the spirit
of the time.
We made our way out, and as I was leaving the hall I looked back
and saw the orator of the day shaking hands with James. It gave
me a choky feeling, so that perhaps I was still under the
influence of his speech.
I will acknowledge that I set down the speech in this place in
order to make fun of it, but after all it was sincere, and
sincerity makes a poor butt for the shafts of ridicule.
During the afternoon we took a drive in James’s wagon, and saw
something of the beauty of the surrounding country, going quite
a distance on the road to Springfield. We returned to Egerton by
the upper road, and I had all I could do to keep the horses
under control, as that end of the town was given up to the small
boy, and pistols, crackers and bombs were being exploded on
every hand.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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