Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"Loomis, Charles Battell
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Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"
Loomis, Charles Battell
Country life -- Fiction; Household employees -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Married people -- Fiction; New England -- Fiction
It was not until later that I realized that the “young people”
she had specified were considerably over fifty. But she was
right. Youth is a relative term.
“Do you walk about much?”
“When my rheumatism permits of walking. My knees are somewhat
rheumatic but it is no more than I might reasonably expect at my
great age. I shall be one hundred years old on the 16th of
September next if the Lord spares me.”
There was a gleam of pride in her eyes as she said this. She was
striving for a goal.
We rose to go soon after, fearing that we might tire her if we
stayed too long.
“Oh, don’t go yet,” said she, half rising and putting out her
mitted hand. “You have barely come. I want that you should see
my cat. I am quite proud of my cat. She was given to me by a
play actor who spent last summer here. I was brought up to
consider play acting an abomination to the Lord but we live and
learn and this gentleman was an honest, God-fearing man although
he has been a play actor ever since his youth. I cannot recall
his name. Names have a way of going from one. It is one of the
defects of age with which we must be patient.
“Pussy, pussy,” said she, calling in falsetto.
Whether in answer to the call or merely because Her Independence
decided that it was time for her to come out and stroll about I
cannot say but at that minute a most magnificent Angora jumped
heavily from a chair in the sitting room (as I saw from my seat
under the arbour) and walked out to us. She walked over to Ethel
and sniffed her dress and passed her by. Then she came to me and
sniffed my trouser leg and arching her back she rubbed against
me and began to purr in tremendous fashion, quite like a young
lion.
The old lady laughed cheerily.
“She always shows a _penchant_ for gentlemen,” said she. “You
never will guess her name. The play actor named her.”
“Lady Macbeth?” said I, quite at a venture.
“Why, my sakes,” said Mrs. Hartlett. “You are right. You must be
a Yankee. You know we are said to be able to guess almost
anything.”
“Well, if I’m not a Yankee born I’m one in spirit. My ancestors
came from Connecticut.”
“The ‘land of steady habits.’ Stop, Macbeth. Don’t let her
sharpen her claws in that fashion. I call her Macbeth half the
time although she has a much better character than Macbeth had.”
“So you read Shakespeare?” said I.
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