Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"Loomis, Charles Battell
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Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"
Loomis, Charles Battell
Country life -- Fiction; Household employees -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Married people -- Fiction; New England -- Fiction
And yet when Pat slapped the animal on the flank and spoke a
word or two to it the horse whinnied and pricked up its ears and
looked intelligently out of its only seeing eye, and I judged
that it would not be cruelty to animals to take it.
But when I saw the harness, which was eked out by strings and
ropes, when I saw that the cart was literally a dirt cart and
that we would have to sit in hay, I decided that we would use
the horse only to get us down there
[Illustration: “Th’ ould Scut.”]
and that I would then hire a livery team to bring Cherry up and
would pay Pat to go back in it and get his horse.
“You’re sure the horse will be able to pull us down?” said I to
Pat.
“Hell, yes,” said he, genially, looking at Ethel as he spoke.
“Sure ’tis gentle as a kitten. Ther’ wife there’d make a pet of
um if she had him. Not afred of the trolley caars. Egorry when
he was a colt there was not wan finer annywhere. He’d be a hell
of a fine harse now, sorr, on’y fer a shlight weakness in his
back. He’s the bye’ll carry you down on time. Don’t be afraid of
the whip, on’y let him see it before you use it an’ thin he’ll
know what to expect.”
All the time he was talking he was harnessing the “scut,” as he
chose to designate it, and I, to save time, ran the cart out.
“Don’t you want to go back, Ethel?”
“No, it’ll be loads of fun to go down this way,” laughed Ethel,
and immediately Pat gave her an encouraging nod of the head and
said, “Me leddy, take life as it comes. It’s a dam site
betther’n flndin’ fault.”
I would have resented these strong words addressed to Mrs.
Vernon if he had been somebody else, but his oaths were as
harmless and void of offense as the ejaculations of a sunny
tempered child. I am not sure that he would have understood the
nature of an oath.
He helped Ethel in with Irish politeness, handed me the dreadful
looking reins, and taking off his hat he said:
“Don’t spare um. He’s strarng as a—as a harse, th’ould scut.”
Then he slapped the horse again on the flank and with a “To hell
wid ye,” addressed to the animal, he went back to his haying and
we started on our journey to town.
The horse could go but I soon learned that he did not regard the
whip as anything at all. I showed it to him before using and he
pricked his ears each time I showed it, but that was merely as
much as to say, “I understand what you mean, but I’m doing my
best as it is.”
The cart was not easy, but Ethel was out for a lark and she
considered our passage in this vehicle in the nature of a lark.
For my part I was ashamed of the rig.
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