Miracle Gold: A Novel (Vol. 2 of 3)Dowling, Richard
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Miracle Gold: A Novel (Vol. 2 of 3)
Dowling, Richard
Fiction
"There isn't much to tell. I got into the private bar at the end of a
passage and, just as I got in, the landlord was sayin' how Mr. Leigh,
the little gentleman over the way, with the hump on him, had been in
that day, and had told him wonderful things he was going to do with
the skeleton of Moses, or somethin' of that kind, which had been found
at the bottom of the Nile, or somewhere. This mention of a little man
with a hump made me take an interest, for I remembered what you told
me last evenin'. And, as the landlord was talking quite free and open
for all to hear, I asked for a tuppenny smoke and a small lemon--for
I'm off the drink----"
"Go on, or you'll drive me to it," said Timmons impatiently.
"I couldn't understand what the landlord was sayin' about the Prince
being as dry as snuff, but anyway, after a minute he said: 'There he
is, winding up his wonderful clock,' and all the men in the bar looked
up, and I did too, and there was the little man with the hump on his
back pulling at something back and forward like the rods in a railway
signal-box."
"You saw him?"
"Yes, and all the men in the bar saw him."
"How many men were there in the private bar?"
"Half-a-dozen or eight."
"You were drunk last night, Stamer."
"I was as sober as I am now."
"What o'clock was it then?"
"Well, I cannot say exactly, between twelve and half-past."
"How long did you stay in that public-house?"
"Until closing time."
"And how soon after you went in did you see the little man working the
handle, or whatever it was?"
"A minute after I went in. As I went in the landlord was speakin', and
before he finished what he had to say he pointed, and I looked up and
saw Mr. Leigh."
"The next time you dog me, and tell a lie to get out of blame, tell a
good lie."
"Mr. Timmons, what I tell you is as true as that there's daylight at
noon."
"Tell a better lie next time, Stamer," said Timmons, shaking his
minatory finger at the other.
"Strike me dead if it isn't true."
"Why, the man, Mr. Leigh, did not go back into the house at all last
night. He and I went for a walk, and were more than half-a-mile away
when a quarter past twelve struck."
"Has your Mr. Leigh a twin brother?"
"Pooh! as though a twin brother would have a hump! Stamer, I don't
know what your object is, but you are lying to me."
"Then the man's neighbours does not know him. All the men in the bar,
except two or three, knew the hump-backed Leigh, and they saw the
man's face plain enough, for at twenty minutes past twelve by the
clock in the bar he stopped working at the handle and turned round and
nodded to the landlord, who nodded back and waved his hand and said,
'There he his a noddin' at me now.' The publican is a chatty man. And
then Mr. Leigh nodded back again, and after that turned round and went
on working at the handle again."
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