"It's partly th' feeding," she said, "but it's mainly th' curing. I will
say it, though maybe I shouldn't, I can cure a ham."
"That you can, Ruth. Nah, if my grammar 'ud nobbut bin gooid pig tha'd
ha' had me cured long sin', but aw'm feart aw'm too far gone even for
thee, lass. But about Mitchell Mill?"
"Yes, about th' Mill?" I said somewhat impatiently.
"Weel," said Jim, very deliberately, "as aw were sayin', aw've turned
th' thing ovver i' my yead, while yo' were sleepin' as if yo' hadn't a
care o' your mind, just like a new-born babby 'at knows it's nowt to do
but turn its yead an' there's th' tit ready to its mouth, an' aw've come
to a concloosion. Aw'll just ha' th' heel o' that loaf, Miriam, an' a
morsel o' butter on it to polish off wi'."
"Oh! do get on," cried Ruth, "you and your conclusions."
"'Most haste, least speed,' aw'n heard mi mother say, likewise 'Hurry no
man's cattle, yo' may leet to ha' a mule o' your own some day.'"
"That's very like," quoth Ruth, "and a very stupid mule at that."
"Meaning me," said the imperturbable Jim, slowly plastering his crust
with butter, "an' thank you kindly for th' compliment."
"But really, Jim," put in Miriam gently, "joking apart, we're all agog
to know what conclusion you've come to."
"Speak for yourself," snapped Ruth. "I've no patience with the man.
Anyways, it's time he was off if he means to get to Wrigley Mill this
blessed morning."
"An' that's just what aw dunnot mean," said Jim. "Yo' see, aw'st pass
Mitchell Mill on my way down fro' th' Cutting, an' aw happen to know th'
felly 'at keeps th' keys, an' aw'll just mak' it i' mi way to ovverhaul
that ramshackle owd buildin' fro' top to bottom. Aw'n thowt o' a lie to
tell him."
"Oh! Jim," cried Miriam.
"A lie to tell him," continued Jim unabashed. "Yo' see, it 'ud nivver do
to let all th' countryside know what we're after. For one thing, though
Mr. Wrigley's a just man an' varry religious, at least his missus is,
an' that's th' same thing, for it's weel known who wears th' breeches at
th' Holly Grove, he'll noan be too weel pleased at another mill startin'
just under his nose, so to speik. An' if it all come to nowt, Abe an' me
might find ussen whistlin' for a job, an' a bird i' th' hand's worth two
in th' bush, as aw'n heard mi mother say. So aw'st just say at aw'm
thinkin' o' keepin' two or three hundred yead o' powtry, and that's all
Mitchell Mill's fit for till someb'dy's spent a pretty penny puttin' it
to reets agen. Why, there's a month's work on th watter-wheel, but aw
can see to that, thank God."
"But that conclusion of yours," insisted Miriam.
"Oh! that," said Jim. "Weel, aw'll tell yo'. Yo' see this brass o'
Miriam's nother Abe's nor mine.
"Oh! but it is," put in my love hastily.
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