Miss Billy : $b A neighborhood storyMcNeely, Marian Hurd
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Miss Billy : $b A neighborhood story
McNeely, Marian Hurd
Families of clergy -- Fiction; Neighborhoods -- Fiction; New York (N.Y.) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
"Ladies and Gentlemen,--Members of the Street Improvement Club and
Fellow Citizens:" began the jolly Saint, keeping his whiskers applied
with one hand, and gesticulating gracefully with the other;--"Owing
to a stringency in the money market, this tree is mostly made up
of tarlatan bags containing nuts, candy and popcorn, with verses
of excellent poetry thrown in. You will observe that the greater
share of the gifts seem to be for the children, and for young ladies
between the ages of sixteen and twenty,--but there are a few trinkets
for all, and plenty of good will beside."
Here the good Saint paused, and was obliged to hold on his whiskers
with both hands, and he viewed the facial contortions of Ikey Levi,
who wanted to cry and was afraid the Saint might not like it.
"I find here, attached to one of the most prominent branches," went
on Saint Nicholas, "a charming female savage in a short skirt and
a feather head-dress. It is marked 'for Marie Jean Hennesy, from
Theodore L--.' It also bears this inscription:
"This tender maid of dusky shade,
Eats lovers' hearts,--beware!
She'll take them raw, like cabbage slaw,
Or overdone or rare.
"Will Miss Hennesy step up to receive her gift? I regret that Mr.
Theodore cannot be with us this evening to receive his thanks in
person.
"Here also, is a beautiful toy omnibus, from the same benevolent
source, with a pair of spirited horses attached, and a handsome
driver atop. It is marked 'Miss Billy,' and the following tender
verse accompanies it:
"A maiden once reasoned her thus--
'I think I shall hire a whole bus:'
She rode on the top, and the people did stop
And declared that it couldn't be wuss!
"I regret that I do not find a snuff box on the boughs for Herr
Lindsay. In its absence I shall beg him to accept the trifling gift
of this tin trumpet, that he may be able to blow his own horn when
he is far away, and Cherry Street can no longer blow it for him. Is
Mr. Lindsay present?"
The gifts were being rapidly distributed, and the jolly Saint's
charming speeches could no longer be heard above the happy talk and
laughter. Holly Belle hugged a leather music roll and a copy of "Five
Little Peppers" to her breast, Ikey Levi played the long roll on a
red drum, Pius Coffey made his toilet before the wee-est of pocket
mirrors, with the wee-est of pocket combs, and Beatrice held a single
long-stemmed American Beauty rose in her hand, when Saint Nicholas
rapped loudly for order.
"I find here, on the very topmost bough," he announced, "a blue
envelope addressed to Miss Wilhelmina Lee, President of Cherry Street
Improvement Club. Open it and read it aloud, Miss Billy."
Miss Billy cut the sealed edge, and a slip of blue paper fluttered
to the floor. Then with surprise, delight, excitement and wavering
distrust in her tones, she read aloud the following letter:
"NEW YORK, _December 22, 19--_.
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