Miss Billy — MarriedPorter, Eleanor H. (Eleanor Hodgman)
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Miss Billy — Married
Porter, Eleanor H. (Eleanor Hodgman)
Domestic fiction; Marriage -- Fiction; Married women -- Fiction
Very well, she would show them. She would tend to her husband and her
home. She fancied she could _learn_ to run that house, and run it well!
And forthwith she descended to the kitchen and told the then reigning
tormentor that her wages would be paid until the end of the week, but
that her services would be immediately dispensed with.
Billy was well aware now that housekeeping was a matter of more than
muffins and date puffs. She could gauge, in a measure, the magnitude of
the task to which she had set herself. But she did not falter; and very
systematically she set about making her plans.
With a good stout woman to come in twice a week for the heavier work,
she believed she could manage by herself very well until Eliza could
come back. At least she could serve more palatable meals than the most
of those that had appeared lately; and at least she could try to make a
home that would not drive Bertram to club dinners, and Uncle William to
hungry wanderings from room to room. Meanwhile, all the time, she could
be learning, and in due course she would reach that shining goal of
Housekeeping Efficiency, short of which--according to Aunt Hannah and
the “Talk to Young Wives”--no woman need hope for a waneless honeymoon.
So chaotic and erratic had been the household service, and so quietly
did Billy slip into her new role, that it was not until the second meal
after the maid's departure that the master of the house discovered what
had happened. Then, as his wife rose to get some forgotten article, he
questioned, with uplifted eyebrows:
“Too good to wait upon us, is my lady now, eh?”
“My lady is waiting on you,” smiled Billy.
“Yes, I see _this_ lady is,” retorted Bertram, grimly; “but I mean our
real lady in the kitchen. Great Scott, Billy, how long are you going to
stand this?”
Billy tossed her head airily, though she shook in her shoes. Billy had
been dreading this moment.
“I'm not standing it. She's gone,” responded Billy, cheerfully, resuming
her seat. “Uncle William, sha'n't I give you some more pudding?”
“Gone, so soon?” groaned Bertram, as William passed his plate, with a
smiling nod. “Oh, well,” went on Bertram, resignedly, “she stayed longer
than the last one. When is the next one coming?”
“She's already here.”
Bertram frowned.
“Here? But--you served the dessert, and--” At something in Billy's
face, a quick suspicion came into his own. “Billy, you don't mean that
you--_you_--”
“Yes,” she nodded brightly, “that's just what I mean. I'm the next one.”
“Nonsense!” exploded Bertram, wrathfully. “Oh, come, Billy, we've been
all over this before. You know I can't have it.”
“Yes, you can. You've got to have it,” retorted Billy, still with that
disarming, airy cheerfulness. “Besides, 'twon't be half so bad as you
think. Wasn't that a good pudding to-night? Didn't you both come back
for more? Well, I made it.”
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