At the announcement of the chapter to be read, there was an
instantaneous fluttering and turning over of leaves among the
congregation to find their places, and Edmund, zealous to be no whit
behind the rest in this pious exercise, fluttered the leaves of his
Bible violently to and fro for some time after every one else had
settled into seemly silence to follow the reading. Such a noisy rustling
did he make that several of the congregation raised their heads and
glanced disapprovingly in the direction of Miss Bethune’s pew. That
gentle lady laid a detaining hand over Edmund’s Bible to close it, but
he pulled it violently away from her with both hands, opened it again,
and held it ostentatiously against his nose, leaning forward to look
over the top at Montagu, who sat on the other side of his aunt.
Then to the horror of Miss Esperance, he began to imitate the minister;
joining in the reading wherever the oft-repeated "And the rest of the
acts of," whoever it happened to be, "are they not written," etc., in
low but perfectly audible tones. Edmund evidently looked upon the
phrase as a sort of chorus, waited for it, seized upon it, and joined in
it gleefully, holding his Bible at arm’s length as though he were
singing at a concert.
Poor Miss Esperance turned crimson and bent over the little boy,
whispering, "You must be _perfectly_ quiet, my dear, you must not say a
single word."
Edmund, still holding his Bible stiffly out in front of him, looked
reproachfully at his aunt and was quiet for a few minutes. Then came
"and the rest of the acts of Pekah and all that he did," which was too
many for him. The name was attractive: "Pekah! Pekah! Pekah!" he
whispered, then faster: "Pekah, Pekah, Pekah, Pekah, Pekah, Pekah,"
exactly as he was wont to repeat "Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled
peppers," which the minister’s wife herself had taught him.
His aunt laid a firm hand over his mouth and looked at him with all the
severity her sweet old face could achieve. He realised that she was not
to be trifled with, and set down his Bible on the book-board in front of
him with an angry thump, at the same time leaning forward to frown
reprovingly at Montagu.
"When will he stop?" he whispered to his aunt, pointing a scornful
finger at the minister, "he’s making far more noise nor me."
"Hush," murmured Miss Esperance again. For three minutes he was
comparatively quiet, then it occurred to him to take off his gloves.
This he achieved by holding the end of each cotton finger in his teeth
and pulling violently. Then he blew into each one, as he had seen his
aunt do with hers, finally squeezing them into a tight ball and cramming
them into the tiny pocket of his blouse.
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