"Pocket" instantly suggested the pockets of his trousers. His penny had
been disposed of on entrance, ’twas but a fleeting joy. But the packet
of Wotherspoon’s sweeties remained. The minister had now engaged in
prayer, the congregation was standing up; Edmund’s doings were
comparatively inconspicuous, and Miss Esperance permitted her thoughts
to soar heavenward once more. Edmund arranged the contents of his
packet in a neat square on the top of his Bible on the book-board in
front of him, and proceeded to taste several of the little white
comfits, putting each one back in its place wet and sticky, when he had
savoured its sweetness for a minute or two. By accident he knocked one
of the unsucked sweeties off the Bible, and it rolled away gaily under
the seat. In a moment Edmund had dived after it. He squeezed behind his
aunt and could not resist giving one of Montagu’s legs a sharp pinch as
he beheld those members and nothing more from his somewhat lowly and
darksome position. Montagu leapt into the air with a scarcely suppressed
yelp, that startled more than Miss Esperance, who, at the same moment,
felt an unwonted something shoving against her legs. She feared that
some dog had got into the pew, and opened her eyes only to find that one
great-nephew had disappeared from her side and was squirming under the
seat. She also beheld the neatly arranged rows of sweeties on the top
of the Bible.
It took but a moment to sweep these into the satin bag she always
carried, but it took considerably longer to restore Edmund to an upright
position, and when this was done, his face was streaked with dust and
his small, hot hands were black.
Edmund lolled; Edmund fidgeted; Edmund even infected Montagu so that he
fidgeted too. Every five minutes or so Edmund whispered, "Can we go home
now?" till at last peace descended upon poor Miss Esperance, for in the
middle of the sermon Edmund fell fast asleep with his head against her
shoulder.
Miss Esperance looked quite pale and exhausted as she took her place at
early dinner that day, but Edmund was rosy and cheerful, and greeted Mr.
Wycherly as "Dearie" with rapturous affection when that gentleman took
his place at the bottom of the table. He always had dinner with the
children on Sundays.
At first the small boys were so hungry that very little was said, but
presently when pudding came Mr. Wycherly asked: "Well, Edmund, how did
you get on at church?"
Edmund laid down his spoon: "I’m never going back," he said decidedly,
"it is a ’bomnable place."
"Edmund!" exclaimed Miss Esperance, "how can you say such a thing. You,
unfortunately, did not behave particularly well, though I forgive that,
as it was the first time—but, remember, you will go to the church every
Sunday, and you will learn to be a good boy when you’re there."
"It is," Edmund repeated, unconvinced, "a ’bomnable place, a ’bomnation
of desolation place."
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