City and town life -- Fiction; Gossip -- Fiction; Virginia -- Fiction
From a mysterious arrangement in the back of her skirt Mrs. McDougal
pulled out a handkerchief, made from the remains of an old sheet, and
wiped her eyes with it. Then she got up and leaned upon the counter
behind which Mr. Blick stood waiting for a chance to speak; his
round, red cheeks redder than usual, and his beady little eyes
blinking with importance.
"Tell me about it," she said. "I must have been dead and buried not
to have heard no speculations. Now I come to think of it, I did hear
the children say they seen Mr. Billy Pugh and Miss Lily Deford sneakin'
along in the shank of the evenin', all alone by themselves. But I ain't
paid no attention to it. Mrs. Deford don't think people like the Pughs
is fitten to spit on, but she owes Mr. Pugh this minute a bill, I bet
you, for carriage rides, what's bigger than she will ever pay. Maybe
now he won't press her for it, bein' they're so close connected from
henceforth and forever on." And once more Mrs. McDougal's hands came
together with a resounding smack.
"But tell me about it." She leaned farther over the counter. "When
did it happen, and where did they go, and how did the news come? Do
pray shake your tongue, Mr. Blick, and say something. You're as bad
as McDougal, and slower 'n molasses in winter runnin' down a hill.
Is she come to yet? Now, if 'twas just death, I could go by and
leave my sympathies. Even mill folks is counted then, for people
like to say poor people come and shed tears. It sounds hopeful for
heaven. But in marriage it's different. Congratulations is
presumptuous, lessen they come from kinfolks and friends, I reckon,
and Mrs. Deford wouldn't care to get the kind I'd like to give. Pride
is a sure destroyer, and as for haughty spirits!--I ain't no student
of history, but I've watched Yorkburg and I've seen right many
different kinds of falls. I don't make no pretence of bein' a Miss
Mary Cary kind of Christian. I'm just a church kind, who goes regular
when I got the clothes, and talks mean about my fellow-members when
they make me mad. 'Tain't no set of people which talks more about each
other than church members. Seems like 'tis their chief delight. It's a
heap easier and more soothin' to go to church and feel you kind of got
a permit to say what you oughtn't than to try to live like Christ. But
if you ain't a-goin' to tell me about the runaway I'll just leave my
eggs and step over and see Miss Puss Jenkins. Miss Puss will talk to
anybody, anywhere, day or night. All you got to do is to ask your first
question and take your seat. If 'n you ain't got nothin' to say--"
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