City and town life -- Fiction; Gossip -- Fiction; Virginia -- Fiction
"Jackson has undigested dyspepsia. He told me so himself just before
supper." Mary Cary opened the coal-bin, and with the tongs lifted a
large lump of coal and put it in the grate. "It must be a dreadful
thing to have, judging by his expression." She laughed and wiped her
hands on her handkerchief. "I suggested peppermint and hot water, but
he looked so reproachfully at me that I changed it to Compound Elixir
of Hexagonal Serafoam. He's anxious to try that."
"What is it?"
"I don't know." She shook her head. "But the sound pleased him, so
I'm going to give him some calomel to-morrow under the new name. It's
nonsense to say there's nothing in a name. There's money in it, cure
in it, and comfort of mind. Why don't you sit down?"
Miss Gibbie walked over to the library-table, took up a magazine,
opened it, put it down and took up another. Mary, following her
with her eyes, seeing the restlessness which possessed her and the
restraint she was obviously trying to exercise, was puzzled, and
again she asked: "Why don't you sit down?"
"I think it's because I prefer to stand. But it may be because I've
been sitting for hours hearing people tell the same thing over in a
different way. Just sixteen people have been here to-day and every
single one of them told me every single thing about the party; how
pretty Polly Porter looked, and what a sight Georganna Brickhouse
made of herself in a light-blue dress, suitable for sixteen, and how
good the supper was, all except the salad. That was a new-fashioned
mess Mrs. Deford made after a recipe brought from Maine. Mittie
Muncater's nose is still up. Things have come to a pretty pass when
Maine recipes are used in Virginia, Mittie says. You'd think Yorkburg
had been insulted. And every single one of the sixteen said their say
over the runaway. Mourned, groaned, or were glad, according to their
feelings. Some weren't at all surprised. Been expecting it. That was
Lizzie Bettie Pryor and Puss Jenkins. Some people always know a thing
is going to happen after it happens. And some won't believe it though
in front of their face. You, too, have been airing your views on
runaway marriages ever since you came in. For a person who doesn't
intend to get married you have very decided views concerning
matrimony."
"That's way I never expect to get married. If I didn't have views,
I might. I've never said I didn't approve of people marrying. I do.
Though why they want to, I don't see. Life has enough disappointments
without finding that marriage is another. It certainly can't be a
cheerful realization, that of discovering your husband is a very
different man from what you thought him."
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