City and town life -- Fiction; Gossip -- Fiction; Virginia -- Fiction
"I might have known it was going to storm like this," she said after
a while, "for last night was the hottest night I ever felt in my life.
When I went to bed I didn't think I was going to sleep a wink, and I
wouldn't if I'd stayed awake and thought about it. The mosquitoes were
perfectly awful. Biggest things I ever saw. I thought once there were
bats in the room. Sakes alive! that reminds me I haven't ordered a thing
for dinner! I didn't intend to stay here a minute; just stopped by on my
way to Mr. Blick's, and here it is after one o'clock! I get so tired of
those everlasting three meals a day that I almost wish there were no
such things as stomachs. I would wish it if Mr. Tate wasn't in the feed
business. Half one's time is spent in getting something to put in them
and the other half in suffering from what we put. Do you all ever have
dyspepsia? I do --awful. And not a doctor in town knows what to do
for it. I take more medicine--"
"Maybe that is what gives it to you." Mrs. Burnham looked at Mrs.
Moon and smiled. When she first came to Yorkburg she had wondered
why Mrs. Tate was called "Buzzie," but she had long since found out,
also the fitness of the appellation. "I guess I am queer about
medicine," she went on, bending over to see if there were any breaks
in the clouds. "I rarely take it. There is nothing so apt to keep you
sick."
"That's so. And after a while we'll all have to be Christian
Scientists or New Thoughters or some other thing that don't call in
doctors. I wish I was one this minute. I'd rather think something
than swallow something, and nobody but the rich can afford to be sick
these days. If you say you've got a plain everyday sort of pain the
doctor puts a name on it and yanks you to a hospital and cuts it out
before he's sure what the thing really is. If you live you're lucky.
If you don't--well, you're dead. That's all. And if you're tired out
and fidgety and feel like crying as much as you want to, they say
you're a nervous prostrationer and tie you to a trained nurse at
twenty-five dollars a week, and don't let you see friend or relative
until you're better or worse. I tell you Mr. Tate would go crazy if
he had to hand out twenty-five dollars a week to have a girl in white
wait on me. And I wouldn't blame him. If I were a young man I'd think
a long time before I'd get married these days. A man wouldn't buy a
horse unless he knew it was healthy, but he'd marry a girl without
knowing. But I never saw a man who wouldn't rather butt his own head
his own way then be told he didn't have to, and nobody gets thanked
for telling. Mercy! I'm hot; nearly melting. Is it still raining,
Beth?"
Mrs. Moon got up and raised the window. "Not very much, and the
clouds seem to be scattering. I should think you would be roasting,
way over in that corner with all those cushions around you. Why
don't you come by the window? The air feels so fresh and good."
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