"These Irishmen," he says, "are certainly a droll race when you get used to their way of looking at things. My twenty-five Paddies have jabbered and joked more since they entered the service than my seventy Americans backed up by my ten Germans. To give you an idea of how they prattle I will try to set down a conversation which I overheard while we were bivouacking on the field of our first battle. The dead are buried; the wounded have been carried to a temporary hospital; the pickets are out, watchful, we may be sure, because half-frozen in the keen October wind; the men who remain with the colors are sitting up around camp fires, their knapsacks, blankets and overcoats three miles to the rear. This seems hard measure for fellows who have made a twenty-mile march, and gained a victory since morning. But my Irishmen are as jolly as ever, blathering and chaffing each other after their usual fashion. The butt of the company is Sweeney, a withered little animal who walks as if he had not yet thoroughly learned to go on his hind legs, a most curious mixture of simplicity and humor, an actual Handy Andy. 'Sweeney,' says one, 'you ought to do the biggest part of the fightin'. You ate more'n your share of the rashins.' 'I don't ate no more rashins than I get,' retorts Sweeney, indignant at this stale calumny. 'I'd like to see the man as did.' 'Oh, you didn't blather so much whin thim shells was a-flying about your head.' Here Sweeney falls back upon his old and sometimes successful dodge of trying to turn the current of ridicule upon some one else: 'Wasn't Mickey Emmett perlite a-comin' across the lot?' he demands. 'I see him bowin' like a monkey on horseback. He was makin' faces as 'ud charrm the head off a whalebarry. Mickey, you dodged beautiful.' _Mickey._ Thim shells 'ud make a wooden man dodge. Sweeney's the bye for dodgin'. He was a runnin' about like a dry pea in a hot shovel. _Sweeney._ That's what me legs was made for. _Sullivan._ Are ye dead, Sweeney? (An old joke which I do not understand.) _Sweeney._ An I wud be if I was yer father, for thinkin' of the drrunken son I had. _Sullivan._ Did ye see that dead rebel with his oye out? _Sweeney._ The leftenant ate up all his corn cake while he wasn't noticin'. _Sullivan._ It was lookin' at Sweeney put his oye out. _Sweeney._ It's lucky for him he didn't see the pair av us. _Jonathan._ Stop your yawping, you Paddies, and let a fellow sleep if he can. You're worse than an acre of tomcats. _Sullivan._ To the divil wid ye! It's a pity this isn't all an Oirish company, for the credit of the Captin. _Touhey._ Byes, it's mighty cowld slapin' with niver a blanket, nor a wife to one's back. _Sweeney._ I wish a man 'ud ask me to lisht for three years more. Wouldn't I knock his head off? _Sullivan._ Ye couldn't raich the head av a man, Sweeney. Ye hav'n't got the hoight for it. _Sweeney._ I'd throw him down. Thin I'd be tall enough.