Modern literature: a novel, Volume 1 (of 3)Bisset, Robert
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Modern literature: a novel, Volume 1 (of 3)
Bisset, Robert
England -- Social life and customs -- 18th century -- Fiction
From the quantity he had drunk, the heat of the weather, and
the dustiness of the roads, being excessively thirsty, he had at every
hedge-alehouse that he passed poured in large potations, and by the
time he arrived at Ferrybridge was in that state of drunkenness in
which a man says whatever he thinks or feels, without any regard to
time, place, or company. He inquired for Brotherton, and informed the
landlord, waiters, and hostlers, that he was going to fetch the fool
his father-in-law from the clutches of that scoundrel colonel Hamilton.
It was now the end of June; and the colonel, having continued free from
any fresh attack, was sitting with his wife and son at a parlour window
facing the gate, while his brother and the reverend old gentleman were
amusing themselves at another window with a hit at backgammon, and
old Maxwell, who had been paying them a visit, was just opening the
gate to depart, when a chaise came up, and a loud, boisterous, and
angry voice called out, “Pray, old fellow, is Hamilton of Etterick
here?” “Old fellow!” replied Maxwell, “I do not know who the devil
you are, but you’re a fellow, and a damned unmannerly fellow.” “Keep
a good tongue in your head, or by Jasus I will give you a touch of
the shillala, my boy.” “O! ’tis your own self, Mr. Patrick,” said
Maxwell, “with a drop of whisky in your head, and therefore I make
allowances. Mr. Hamilton of Etterick is here, what do you want with
him?” During this dialogue our hero went to the gate, where by this
time Mr. O’Rourke was alighted; and accosting him civilly, inquired
his commands. “I am come after that old fool Etterick; are you one
of the Hamiltons?”--“Yes.”--“Then I am Roger O’Rourke, Esq. of
Carrick, and heir apparent of the Etterick estate. You have inveigled
my father-in-law from Etterick, among you, without my privity and
concurrence; and I am come to bring him back. So now, honey, you have
my name, designation, and business; but where is the old one, he must
come off with me immediately. I have ordered a supper and beds at the
Inn there by the bridge.” “You appear, sir,” said Hamilton, “not to
understand what you are saying; but if you are really Mr. O’Rourke
that married my cousin, if you will step in and repose, you may in the
morning be better able to explain yourself.” “What the devil, do you
suppose I am tipsy? Well to be sure I do feel a little comical; but
where is Etterick?”--“He is within.” Our hero’s sister, a fine young
girl about sixteen, had just entered the parlour from the garden,
without having heard of this visitor, when the first object she beheld
was O’Rourke staggering into the room. This person was about six feet
four inches high, about twenty-one inches across the shoulders, with
legs large and muscular in proportion. Projecting from his face was
a huge Roman nose, like the proboscis of an elephant; his eyes were
light grey, and beamed with vivacity mixed with stolidity, and now
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