Modern literature: a novel, Volume 1 (of 3)Bisset, Robert
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Modern literature: a novel, Volume 1 (of 3)
Bisset, Robert
England -- Social life and customs -- 18th century -- Fiction
It was again a Sunday morning; and William, having pretended an
engagement to dine at Richmond, was breakfasting with his mother and
sister, previous to his departure to meet his Jenny; when a loud
knock thundered at the door, and the maid coming up stairs said, that
a person below wanted her master. “A person, Sally, what kind of a
person?” “I don’t think much, he be a gentleman, though he be very
smart.”--“Well, shew him up.” Accordingly the person, as Sally phrased
it, was introduced. He was a short, squat, sturdy man, with a face
round like an apple, chubby, and adorned with cheeks of the kind of
that fruit that is called red-streak, goggling eyes, and an expression
of mingled pertness, self-importance, and inanity. To decorate this
graceful presence, there was a cocked hat, a green coat lined with
yellow satin, a red silk waistcoat, and black silk breeches, all bran
new, with white silk stockings, now inclining to yellow, very smart
shoes, graced with plated buckles, which, having seen service, shewed
the brass in various parts. Having walked in with his hat on, he took
it off and made to the ladies a bow, which he intended at once to
exhibit dignity and condescension; then turning to the gentleman said,
“I presume you are Mr. Hamilton.”--“At your service; pray, sir, be
seated.”--Having taken a chair, the visitor began: “My name, sir, is
Jeffery Lawhunt, I keep a bookseller’s shop; here’s my card; perhaps
you have heard of me, and of my character.”--“Yes, I have,” replied
the other. “I was not brought up to the bookselling business; I was in
the taylor line, and still do a little in that way; these breeches are
my own making, and see, madam, they fit very well.”--The young lady
ran out at this appeal.--“I got the piece pretty cheap, in payment
of a debt that I thought bad.--But I am wandering from the point on
which I called on you.--You must know, sir, since I have taken to the
bookselling trade, I am a great _pattern of learning_, and hearing you
are a very good hand, I am willing to give you employment, sir.”--“You
are very kind,” said Hamilton.--“And as to terms, I tell you how I
do with my journeymen, and I find some of my authors agreeable to
it; also I gives them their wages in traffic.”--“In _traffic_!” said
Hamilton.--“Yes, and I find it a very good way: for instance, a coat,
or a waistcoat, or a pair of breeches, or sometimes in provisions. I
buy a lot of hams, and give pieces of them as payment, both at the
board and printing-house. Do you ever do any thing in the theatrical
line?”--“Never.”--“Could you not write me a pretty smart novel? I
give a very good price. Mrs. Devon, a famous writter, she wrote the
Perseverance of Perplexity, and the Lavish Landlord. She has, first
and last, had twelve guineas of my money. I have a letter in my pocket
here, that will shew you the kind of applications I receive.” Our hero
accordingly perused the following epistle:--
“Mr. JEFFERY LAWHUNT;
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