Modern literature: a novel, Volume 2 (of 3)Bisset, Robert
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Modern literature: a novel, Volume 2 (of 3)
Bisset, Robert
England -- Social life and customs -- 18th century -- Fiction
But to return from this episode. Dr. Scribble was much alarmed with the
thoughts of Hamilton’s displeasure, and frightened, even to tremor,
after beholding his terrible prowess; to avert his anger, he was
willing to make the humblest concessions. Commencing a penitent and
deprecatory speech, he was suddenly interrupted by our hero, who,
shaking him cordially by the hand, told him to think no more of it,
assuring him, that he should not himself, and acknowledged that he
had rather been the aggressor, by his strictures upon Dr. Scribble’s
talents and erudition. Quite delighted with this explanation,
Scribble’s eyes sparkled; “and so you allow me, my dear Hamilton, to
have extraordinary genius and learning.” “Yes, yes, I do; but suppose
we have coffee, we have had wine enough,” “Oh, not yet,” says Scribble;
“we must have another bottle for our reconciliation.” Hamilton never
exceeded a bottle from choice; yet, when conviviality invited, could
drink double the quantity, without intoxication; and now consented.
They enjoyed themselves very sociably, conversing chiefly upon the
adventure of the catchpoles; Scribble assuring Hamilton, he could have
encountered any of them with a small sword; but he believed they would
have been an over-match for him at boxing. Without investigating this
question, Hamilton said, he thought the most important part of the
adventure to Scribble, was the object of the pursuit. “Do you think
that this fellow, Lawhunt, can pay you for so voluminous a work as this
must prove?” Scribble, archly winking, went and shut the door, which
happened to be ajar: “Oh no, he will not be able to go through with
it; but let him begin it, that’s enough, it will not be lost, Billy
Nincompoop will take it up--Billy’s the man. If any one starts an idea,
Bill out with his tablets--down with it--makes it his own. If any one
broaches a new book, Billy out with another upon the same subject, like
an opposition stage-coach, so that you will see that Nincompoop will be
the chap for German literature. I have engaged with this stupid beast,
Lawhunt, for two volumes, and have got bills in advance.” “It would
appear,” observed Hamilton, “from his own acknowledgement, that his
bills are not very punctually honoured,” “Oh, I made allowance for that
in our bargain; he agreed to fifty _per cent_ more than any body else
could give.” “How did you manage that with him, Doctor?” “Very easily;
I shall suppose a work worth a guinea _per_ sheet.” “Very moderate
indeed.” “Oh it’s very good pay; if it were such as I would do for Bill
for one guinea, I would ask Lawhunt two; he knowing nothing of the
matter, being a low mechanic, and addicted to hagling, would chiefly
bend his thoughts to beating me down. I, after much difficulty, would
give up first half-a-crown, then another half-crown, at last, well,
my good friend, Jeffery, you are an honourable man, but lower than
the half guinea, by God, I will not go. He agrees, chuckling all the
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