“The owner is a gentleman—does the gentlemanly idiotic thing, of
course, laughs, says he knows some one is playing a practical joke
on him and that the coin will be returned to-morrow. The others
refuse to leave the situation so. One man proposes that they all
submit to a search. Every one gives his assent until it comes to the
stranger. He refuses, curtly, roughly, without giving any reason.
Uncomfortable silence—the man is a guest. No one knows him
particularly well—but still he is a guest. One member tries to make
him understand that no offense is offered, that the suggestion was
simply to clear the atmosphere, and all that sort of bally rot, you
know.
“‘I refuse to allow my person to be searched,’ says the stranger,
very firm, very proud, very English, you know, ‘and I refuse to give
my reason for my action.’
“Another silence. The men eye him and then glance at one another.
What’s to be done? Nothing. There is etiquette—that magnificent
inflated balloon. The visitor evidently has the coin—but he is their
guest and etiquette protects him. Nice situation, eh?
“The table is cleared. A waiter removes a dish of fruit and there
under the ledge of the plate where it had been pushed—is the coin.
Banal explanation, eh? Of course. Solutions always should be. At
once every one in profouse apologies! Whereupon the visitor rises
and says:
“‘Now I can give you the reason for my refusal to be searched. There
are only two known specimens of the coin in existence, and the
second happens to be here in my waistcoat pocket.’”
“Of course,” said Quinny with a shrug of his shoulders, “the story
is well invented, but the turn to it is very nice—very nice indeed.”
“I did know the story,” said Steingall, to be disagreeable; “the
ending, though, is too obvious to be invented. The visitor should
have had on him not another coin, but something absolutely
different, something destructive, say, of a woman’s reputation, and
a great tragedy should have been threatened by the casual misplacing
of the coin.”
“I have heard the same story told in a dozen different ways,” said
Rankin.
“It has happened a hundred times. It must be continually happening,”
said Steingall.
“I know one extraordinary instance,” said Peters, who up to the
present, secure in his climax, had waited with a professional smile
until the big guns had been silenced. “In fact, the most
extraordinary instance of this sort I have ever heard.”
“Peters, you little rascal,” said Quinny with a sidelong glance, “I
perceive you have quietly been letting us dress the stage for you.”
“It is not a story that will please every one,” said Peters, to whet
their appetite.
“Why not?”
“Because you will want to know what no one can ever know.”
“It has no conclusion then?”
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