She’s a sort o’ reformed teacher, I take it; an’ she gets at her subtraction by a new route altogether—like ez ef the first feller thet had any surplus went sort o’ security for them thet was short, an’ passed the loan down the line. But I noticed he never got his money back, for when they come to him, why, they docked him. I reckon goin’ security is purty much the same in an out o’ books. She passes the borryin’ along some way till it gits to headquarters, an’ writes a new row o’ figur’s over the heads o’ the others. Well, my old brain got so addled watchin’ Sonny work it thet I didn’t seem to know one figur’ f’om another ’fo’ he got thoo; but when I see the answer come, why, I was satisfied. Ef a man can thess git his answers right all his life, why nobody ain’t a-goin’ to pester him about how he worked his figur’s. I did try to get Sonny to stick to one school for each rule in ’rithmetic, an’ havin’ thess fo’ schools, why he could learn each o’ the fo’ rules by one settled plan. But he won’t promise nothin’. He’ll quit for lessons one week, and maybe next week somethin’ else’ll decide him. (He’s quit ever’ one of ’em in turn when they come to long division.) He went thoo a whole week o’ disagreeable lessons once-t at one school ’cause he was watchin’ a bird-nest on the way to that school. He was determined them young birds was to be allowed to leave that nest without bein’ pestered, an’ they stayed so long they purty nigh run him into long division ’fo’ they did fly. Ef he’d ’a’ missed school one day he knowed two sneaky chaps thet would ’a’ robbed that nest, either goin’ or comin’. Of co’se Sonny goes to the exhibitions an’ picnics of all the schools. Last summer we had a time of it when it come picnic season. Two schools set the same day for theirs, which of co’se wasn’t no ways fair to Sonny. He payin’ right along in all the schools, of co’se he was entitled to all the picnics; so I put on my Sunday clo’es, an’ I went down an’ had it fixed right. They all wanted Sonny, too, come down to the truth, ’cause besides bein’ fond of him, they knowed thet Sonny always fetched a big basket. Trouble with Sonny is thet he don’t take nothin’ on nobody’s say-so, don’t keer who it is. He even commenced to dispute Moses one Sunday when wife was readin’ the Holy Scriptures to him, tell of co’se she made him understand thet that wouldn’t do. Moses didn’t intend to _be_ conterdicted.